gremlin wife
Devero, boarding the train: I am a big scary ex-soldier veteran of combat and I have killed eight whole people in my life.
People from pretty much any action canon: Aww, you're adorable.
pantherdragon
pantherdragon
eight, huh
TheHourMorgana
He needs to meet my DCTV archer/eventual hero
gremlin wife
I know, it's so many, I swear I'm not a monster-- why is everyone looking at me like that
gremlin wife
TheHourMorgana
:-)
Rival Fenix
Eva's just ... that's not much.
gremlin wife
My records is horrifying!! Respect the blood on my hands!!!
gremlin wife
(his world is very soft)
Rival Fenix
Eva does respect it! But like. Eight isn't. a lot in her mind???
gremlin wife
no, it's not remotely. poor boy has no idea how much harder moooost other worlds are
ArgentBells
In Eight's canon, Squids and Octopuses shoot ink until each other until they explode like an overfilled balloon. Their disembodied souls then seek out the nearest spawn point where their body is reformed and ready to continue the fight.
ArgentBells
She's killed eight in a 3-minute round, Dev :3;;;
TheHourMorgana
Splatoon?
ArgentBells
Yes! :>
TheHourMorgana
The game looks bonkers!
ArgentBells
It is but it's so much fun!
TheHourMorgana
Best kind of bonkers!
ArgentBells
And it actually has a surprisingly deep plot beyond the silliness!
gremlin wife
YOU ARE A CHILD, EIGHT
gremlin wife
(he thinks you are, anyway)
gremlin wife
(he's not positive)
ArgentBells
(She’s 16, which in Japanese protagonist means she is middle aged :3c)
gremlin wife
(japan why are you like this)
ArgentBells
Then there was the time she was trapped in an underground metro and had to kill zombified octopus in order to reclaim her memories and reach the surface.
ArgentBells
So her kill count is in the 100s, probably?
ArgentBells
Her “focus on the task” mentality is really more of a defense mechanism ;-)
ArgentBells
If she stops to think, she's liable to dwell on:
ArgentBells
https://images.plurk.com/6ElSMic9w9pgROtki1v5LC.jpg
gremlin wife
DEV STILL DOESN'T LIKE THAT
gremlin wife
he doesn't like ANY of that
pantherdragon
Zechs: wait what does being a child have to do with being a fighter?
pantherdragon
*not being a
pantherdragon
you understand the joke I was going for lmao
ArgentBells
children are adaptable!
ArgentBells
how often do you hear of children with PTSD?
ArgentBells
ha ha
ArgentBells
hahahahaha :<
gremlin wife
he is going to single-handedly strong arm the train into generating a creche car and he's going to put all of you in it
ArgentBells
(have you ever seen an octopus in captivity Devero?)
gremlin wife
LMAOOOOO
gremlin wife
also i have to know who narrated that
Rival Fenix
ngl I would pay to see Dev do that re: the creshe car.
ArgentBells
dunno! re: who narrated that
gremlin wife
"damn it, children, stay in the creche car and let me cherish you!!!"
ArgentBells
haha Dev went from "WHAT'S THAT" to "MUST PROTEC" x3
gremlin wife
he has big complicated feelings about children because of his world okay!!!
gremlin wife
they're very important to keep safe because they die really easily
ArgentBells
And she dies in water
gremlin wife
YOU ARE ESPECIALLY NOT ALLOWED OUT OF THE CRECHE CAR EVER AGAIN, EIGHT
ArgentBells
Nuuuuuuuuu
ArgentBells
Could he say no to this face? :c
ArgentBells
https://images.plurk.com/55dDbQuUQr5hbc7aQGA14v.png
gremlin wife
oh no
gremlin wife
e's so cute
gremlin wife
*she's
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