
Quinneapolis
Useful fact: Swords are free

Quinneapolis
if anyone ever tries to charge you money for a sword

Quinneapolis
they're lying

Quinneapolis
it's free

BF
what? no. don't listen to Quinn. buy my swords

Quinneapolis
take BF's swords

Quinneapolis
they're free

oh i'm scary
this is true, but only due to Emiyas flooding the market and destroying the sword industry

magnet
UBW AU where Gil is a sword monopolist benefiting from Babylon's protectionist trade policy and tries to stop Shirou from eating into his profit margins with cheaper product

A Grinning DM
My swords are free if you can take them from me

𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
potion seller i'm going into battle and i need your strongest swords

Quinneapolis
go ahead, take them

Quinneapolis
they're free swords

Quinneapolis
like all swords

Vehrec
why are you getting swords from a potion seller though?

oh i'm scary
WHY ARE YOU BUYING SWORDS AT THE POTION STORE?????

Quinneapolis
FUCK YOU

kamikasei
It's because of all the price cuts