𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
Steve's locked himself in his cabin for a week. TW for attempted suicide via starvation.
cacopheny
B is gonna knock a lot :|
cacopheny
B is gonna knock a lot :|
tᥙɾƙᥱყ⳽!🦃
oh steve ;.;
cacopheny
and then yeah prolly get Godric cuz he assumes wardens can get in there and Nadja makes him nervous
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
good plan, B <3 he sooo doesn't deserve your awesomeness
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
tᥙɾƙᥱყ⳽!🦃 yeeeah the angst of this bitch surprised even me.
cacopheny
/adds yet another person B is going to have to tell in no uncertain terms not to kill himself
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
he has a list now? omg, B has a routine of suicide watch. that's....fucked up but also sorta amusing.
cacopheny
well, Godric and Ellie are the ones he specifically told. Steve Rogers is on the list but hasn't been TOLD.
cacopheny
and now Steve Newlin :-P
cacopheny
(Ellie isn't really in danger of it, she just was talking about how she'd sacrifice herself for people, and he was lik no)
Mad Larkin
If he's not out after a few days, Marty may try to break the door down (not that it'll work)
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
Marty he doesn't even really know you but appreciates the effort from a distance!
captain
name buddy no :x
Mad Larkin
look, he worries about people not coming out of their rooms
Kota
Godric is gonna use those fake maker powers on you, friendo. :| You're ruining his vibes
captain
I mean, I don't want to butt in on plots but if you need a rogers to do something let me know
captain
he's kinda been there, buddy
captain
also he does not need to be on your list, b, come on
tᥙɾƙᥱყ⳽!🦃
Laszlo might actually be concerned if he finds out about this
cacopheny
you let him almost kill you, Rogers, you're on his list
cacopheny
and he doesn't even know about the plane yet
captain
yeah that'll. be a fun conversation someday, I'm sure.
cacopheny
anyway do you and Kota wanna play out B getting him and/or pounding on the door, or just handwave? I'm good w either, though I will be a tad slower than usual cuz of power issues
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
Kota y'know, i debated back and fourth on if those fake maker powers really were fake, cuz this fucking canon and its Rules...then decided, fuck it, its way more fun that way :>
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
cacopheny i'm good with whatever! pounding on the door will go ignored.
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
so up to you if you want to write he attempted, then went and got Godric. or whatev :>
Kota
I'm getting Bug atm, so just ping me when you need me!!
Kira🌵
Yunlan is going to be checking up on him the week after (they do have an Enclosure meeting planned, after all) but this may be after other interventions!
pharadyne
I want to throw Norton at this even though Norton may not be actually helpful. On the one hand, he's good at pestering shut-ins and would try to get Steve to eat. On the other hand, no one should ever take relationship advice from him.
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
I can just picture Steve and Norton sitting against the door on either side chatting relationship advice like its the most natural thing. Steve likely wouldn't open the door for him.
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
because Norton is someone he sorta kinda cares about and wouldn't want to nom on :c
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
Kira🌵 same for yunlan! steve is foolishly determined but there are a few he'd drag his depressed ass off the couch for
Kira🌵
... honestly, Yunlan would likely offer if he found out Steve wasn't eating
pharadyne
So would Norton. Possibly in the most terrible "ohhhh i feel so hot, and my heart is just pounding..."
pharadyne
Possibly doing this in the hallway outside Steve's door.
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
(LOL)
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
gdi Norton.
Kota
AHAHAHA
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
i kinda want to thread this now. but it might end with Norton very grievously injured.
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
Steve's at that point where once he starts drinking, he won't stop without someone intervening. aka how'd you like to be a tin of pringles, Norton?
Kira🌵
Pffft, Norton...
captain
super soldiers grow their blood back super fast, says other steve!
Kota
Just make sure Godric doesn't find out!!!
captain
steve rogers, barge bloodbank idk
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
Super Soldier Serum. Side effects may include being a renewable resource for vampires.
pharadyne
i'm honestly surprised that Norton hasn't been grievously injured or died on the barge yet, since he's very cavalier about his own safety. (he complains about needed to defend himself, but really just wants a weapon). he was a bit of an adrenaline junky before the barge and with death toll being thing he has very little concern for his safety.
pharadyne
basically, he knows teasing a starving vampire is risky and he gives no fucks about the risk
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
hmmm. welp. I'm totally down to thread this then! and either Steve drinks him dry orrrrrr Godric+Bucky combo stop him
captain
Norton why
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
Steve has many weaknesses and Norton pings several of those.
cacopheny
/dumps a top-level on there for knocking and/or Godric finding just so she can clear the notif out of her inbox :B
Kota
I'm on it!
pharadyne
Can I handwave/assume that Norton has tried talking to Steve via communicator for a few days prior telling him to come out and eat before Norton resorts to parking himself in front of Steve's door?
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
yup! that's perfectly fine. he's abandoned his comm by this point.
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
which makes me wonder if the comms are like google chat messages. Sent, Delivered, Read checkmarks beneath the messages.
cacopheny
presuming Steve didn't let B in at all, and also did he ever yell at him to go away or was it just silence? :B
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
the first couple nights he feigned the usual bs 'no i swear i'm fine just... want to read tonight' etc then 'B... please go away' pleading then finally silence
cacopheny
okay thanks ^^
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
prior to silence probably breaking a bit and calling him Bucky because he's a dumb baby lashing out
cacopheny
oh that's mean
cacopheny
hang on now I gotta edit my tag
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
he's mean because he cares? :c twisted logic.
Kota
C:
Kota
"Steve Newlin is being an ass"
Kota
Best greeting ever
cacopheny
glad you approve :B
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
"There are plenty of nice cocks in the world" actual tears from giggling so much.
cacopheny
this post intended to be sad and angsty instead turning hilarious
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
it is!
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
its like actors breaking up in a scene and giggling through it and then nothing is right after
Kota
Norton has the best relationship advice.
pharadyne
It's even funny to me with the context of Norton having slept with all of Steve's boyfriends.
pharadyne
^funnier
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
'and he will apologize' I love reading Godric's cool and calm certainty.
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
and bf brought home food as whoops i haven't eaten in three hours. this is not unusual.
LiberBEARian
Taaaagged in! Poor Steve. :<
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
yeeea. i'm glad for the unexpected hilarity tbqh. makes it easier to remain in that headspace.
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
i'm gonna presume Nadja showing up is some time before the triple combo of other threads.
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
I just love the idea of someone walking by Norton's theatrics and just being like 'Yup. 'Nother night on the Barge. This is normal.'
pharadyne
Norton waves as they go by, then goes back to shamelessly moaning in the hallway like he's auditioning for a porn film.
Kota
Yeah, that's just Norton. He's fine. Everything's good.
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
Beautiful.
pharadyne
(But just asking Steve to be sensible clearly wasn't working, so another strategy was needed.)
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
Norton gets him. Far too well.
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
with other Steve and B: no you're too good and pure for my bullshit, fuck off. same for Yunlan (with unfair added bonus of 'you like Pagan, sooo. go away') and then there's Norton and he's just 'fuck you and your accent and your exquisite oral skills'
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
bless book!canon for giving me that weakness.
yallternative
relieved Misty was off-ship and spared needing to ask people to stop MOANING NEXT DOOR
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
(LOL)
pharadyne
fffffffff
Kota
Pagan almost ruined Misty's day without even being around.
pharadyne
LOL
Kota
OKAY FRIENDS. Godric and B are going to be up at the room in a fair bit. Were they going to catch this Norton scheme during or after? Up to y'all. If after, I'll wait a bit on my reply.
pharadyne
I'm good with anything
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
writing the tag to Norton now. steve's gonna drink deeply and not focus on anything else, so i've left it open-ended enough for B+Godric to get there in the nick of time
Kota
Oh boy. Then they all get to see angry Godric.
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
the renfield icon could not be more perfect for this occasion.
pharadyne
i was so excited to get to use it
pharadyne
Godric and B next?
Kota
Works for me.
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
i'm good with whatever from here on out. i'm just loving to bits everything going on around him <3
Kota
Ah. Godric can't get into steve's room, can he?
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
Steve left the door open a crack
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
oh........oh that darned invite
cacopheny
if he doesn't have an invite, we have Bucky
Kota
That's fine. He's got b
Kota
AHHA
Kota
Yup
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
enjoy being powerless, Godric! for all of... several seconds til he comes to his senses
cacopheny
permission for B to grab and throw some people :B cuz clearly the answer to Godric being unable to come in is for Steve to get tossed outside
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
granted!
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
stepped away to be responsible and get laundry done :>
pharadyne
i'm also fine with norton being thrown
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
poor norton :c what happens when he tries to be helpful.
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
also of note for Bucky: torn pages of Twilight books scattered about his room, mainly around the couch.
Kota
OH MY GOD, STEVE, YOU'RE SO DRAMATIC
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
you think you'd just know that by now, Godric :-P
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
but yes. it was him being a brat and destroying things cuz isolation+starvation breeds extra crazy.
Kota
He tries to stay out of his personal business. He tries to stay out of most people's personal business unless it becomes his business. WHICH IT NOW HAS
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
yes. yes it has.
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
pharadyne Norton next? or is he down for the count? :>
pharadyne
just got off the phone, but will do a dazed norton tag now
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
righto!
cacopheny
Im stuck back home waiting for the power to come back, as a heads up. It SHOULD come back on tonight and I will tag again then
Kota
I hope it does!!! It's been so long!
Kota
Oh Steve...you are delusional if you think Godric would ever use blood to restore someone. He would rather let poor Norton die.
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
he doesn't know that about Godric yet! he's this close to babbling a bit too much tho
LiberBEARian
It's going to be pretty awkward if Godric explains all this and Nadja is lik
LiberBEARian
"no steve is right to pine and mourn,it's very romantic." and comforts him
Kota
Ha! Godric is less concerned about the dramatics and more that he lost control and ALSO SACRED BLOOD.
LiberBEARian
hahaha
cacopheny
pharadyne do you wanna continue with Bucky/Norton in a subthread? since the main thread has moved on, looks like :B
pharadyne
Yes! Would love the opportunity for them to interact. And also B having to go into Medical.
pharadyne
(tagging will be sporadic until evening, though. working today.)
cacopheny
(s'fine, I am working too) okay I'll do sommat to move them along in a little bit ^^
Kota
...Nadja and Godric really are mom-and-dadding Steve.
Kota
Nadja just being all nurturing and Godric, standing by the door all "NOW SEE HERE YOUNG MAN"
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
they are! oh my gosh it's too adorable
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
Steve six months back: 'I wish I knew my vampire mom. Or dad. Whichever.' Now: 'Oh... fuck you, universe, I didn't need both! '
LiberBEARian
They are a very weird but fun family!
LiberBEARian
Sorry Steve you get both
Kota
They are a weird little family unit.
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
'Your human is shit, let's dance on his grave' .....Nadja wins for best relationship advice. Slow-clap it out.
Kota
I mean, it is pretty good advice.
LiberBEARian
outliving your enemies is the best revenge!
Kota
Worked well for Godric. He can't argue with that logic.
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
which is why they make a great pair.
LiberBEARian
Definitely - Nadja is the more permissible, "I'll let you eat humans if you want" kinda person and Godric is all "no I keep TELLING YOU humans are PEOPLE TOO"
Kota
Godric really takes a hard line with it. But he heard Norton admit it, so he is begrudgingly permitting that part
LiberBEARian
"look, just indulge your father in this one thing. He wants for us to not eat the humans, fine, we'll do it because it makes him happy."
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
'Ugh. Fiiiiiiiine. Then can I avoid being grounded? Look, I'm absolutely and totally fine now. Swearsies!'
Kota
"You're going to tell your mother about the blood, Steve."
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
"...Dad I think you just need to get fucked and not focus on me so much."
Kota
Yeah, he's working on that, thanks.
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
LiberBEARian
haaaaa
cacopheny
pfffffft
Kota
OH THAT REMINDS ME. Godric and Nadja...what do we want to assume from them? Since it came up and I totally forgot to ask.
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
yisss that's what I was hinting at! :-D
LiberBEARian
Crap, do I owe a tag somewhere? I swear I haven't been getting half of mine
LiberBEARian
YES there it is!
LiberBEARian
Nadja is very into sex so she probably would want to get down to business
LiberBEARian
My bad, sorry, thought I hit that earlier
Kota
No worries! Godric, once he figured out what she meant, would be into it.
LiberBEARian
Hah! So yeah they've probably already slept together at least once by this point
LiberBEARian
(Sorry Laszlo!)
LiberBEARian
(Unless you've been sleeping with him too in which case you go, Laszlo!)
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
(so many hugs to everyone this bar as literally nothing about this plot when the way i expected and i love everyone here)
Kota
(Godric hasn't, actually! Just Nadja at this point.)
LiberBEARian
(Come on, Godric, you're a hot ticket item! Go enjoy yourself buddy, you deserve i)
LiberBEARian
*it
Kota
It's hard to be very old and very tired!
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
"mooooom, dad's not being faaaaaair!"
Kota
Ahaha, Steve, you are leaving out ALL THE IMPORTANT BITS
pharadyne
One parent said "no" so Steve's going to the other parent to ask.
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
Yuuuuup.
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
at least he hasn't said the 'Norton is mine' thing. But he will if it'll make his plea any better.
Kota
Godric might just slap him if he tries that. ahaha
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
Norton: find a rebound, then a new boyfriend... Steve: Why can't you be both?
LiberBEARian
hahaha
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
Steve is very, verrrry carefully navigating this minefield of a conversation.
Kota
Be very very careful there, buddy boy
pharadyne
Norton probably would agree to be Steve's rebound and also new boyfriend, but then Steve couldn't parade Norton around and make Pagan jealous if Norton's also sleeping with Pagan still.
cacopheny
B very much appreciates people telling Nadja not to scramble his brains further
LiberBEARian
yeah brain scramblies are a trip
Kota
Godric and Steve have got you, friend!
𝕯ҽα∂ ρҽσρℓ𝑒 тҽα
pharadyne see, clearly the sleeping-with-Pagan thing has to stop, says Steve. screw the rest of the ship, literally, just not former kings who think hot pink is the best color ever invented.
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