Dear California would you please stop trying to burn down? My lungs would appreciate it because the smoke stink is getting into the house somehow

apparently florida is trying to freeze, maybe you should trade

I would take freeze of fire any day

I feel like I'm choking on the smoke too

As someone who has never seen snow in her life I would literally be the least prepared person for freezing weather

I'm just counting down the hours before I can use my inhaler again