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[El IOMA del Cielo] libro tres 123!
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lol
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TE VOY A MANDAR COB EL SOLEMUSO
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i love al Solemuso himbo shady
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obvio que ssiiempre se burlan de él y no le importa
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yeahlos tres tumores son un Solelaudimuse trío
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oooh el cuarto genes
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general
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pobre fumuso
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so quickly para acordarme: los cuatro generales son los doos pelotudos, el himbo y este señor enojón. ya me enteraré quien era el monkeu in the play
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then Jun Wu que totally es shady lo sé en mi kokoro
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old rain Master has a farm
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Qingxuan y Wudu son hermanitos
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ling web es la señora eficiente
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Lang Qianqu es el que quiere matar a Qi Ronf
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es terrible que sea plausible que el Solemuso pagó por una obra shippy
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losa. ddooss pelotudos son los peores mentirosos omg
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also! so pei su does care aboiy banyue
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obvio que me caen muy bien los tres tumores
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i like thee. rain Master u.u
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/snorts re. los dos pelotudos' lamtenrs
✸Kiri
el Solemuso himbo es el himbo de su grupo de amigos
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HE IS i love him
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DEAR LORD HUA CHENG
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chill a bit will you
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ah yes entre solemusos se entienden
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stop collecting odd children, XL
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llegaste a las lanterns?
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siii
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also viste quevenimos jodiendo con que la ID DE TONY?
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en los comcis, cuando la gente piensa cosas feas de Steve post-HYDRA,
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616!Tony hace like. the same y paga para que salgan buenas noticias de Steve y cosas así
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so me estoy riendo mucho
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PERO DEAR LORD
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el nivel de not chill
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so
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en cosas de "me falló la osmosis"
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el present day es funny
✸Kiri
es muy mood whiplash el libro XD
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pero sí, tiene que hacer que su gege le gane a todos esos hijos de puta
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y el otro ya se está re entregando al spoiling
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DEAR LORD LA LACK OF CHILL
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ay pobrecito Hua Cheng
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anyway besar al fumuso obvio que iba a dejar asi al fumuso
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AAAh y el fumuso can't hide his pain y el Solemuso isannoyed
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pffft los fantasmitas
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and just the whole thing i'm so charmed
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you're out on a date, fumuso
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aaaah plot twisto
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which convinces me even more literally everybody in this canon is somebody else
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also los mini momentos eugenios de hua cheng y su cunning plan para ser manoseado
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y los fantasmitas prometiend oprenderle fuego a los templo
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POBRE HIMBO
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y sus amigos le hacen bullying
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ay pobre fumuso su pureza siendo solemuseada
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yo nomás voy a decir que en gral estoy asi de acuerdo con los random heavenly officials andghosts and crowds
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ay los tres tumores me dan mucha risa
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so cuál de los dos pelotudos fue el padre del feto malvado i guess
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i rally want to know E'ming's deal
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that said it playing with Ruyoe is very very cute
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qi rong going SASUGA SUPREME me da mucha risa
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oh god el supreme king doing the dishes
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at some pòint el primo plasta pasó a caerme bien
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lol hua cheng no seas petty
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"tu hermano escribió cualquier cosa" y el FUMUSO disculpanddoose por su marido bruto
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https://images.plurk.com/1qKCUPvcN9AF57NBeVfO9S.jpg pobre Wind mastercito
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also lo de DALLE QUE LOS FANTASMAS NO DISCUTÍAN EDTAS COSAS CON HEAVENLY OGGICCIALS??
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a Xl ya le importa tan poco que Hua cheng sea hua cheng
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"for men to look handsone..." your so thirsty xl
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el password de XL XDDDD
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obvio qquuee son un team están casados
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aaaaaah hua cheng diciendo que lo peor es ver a su beloved maltratado
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el nivel de pero fumussoo pay attentioooon to me de Hua Cheng es fantástico
✸Kiri
oh, llegamos a ese arc
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el password de XL es totalmente "habla amigo y entra" versión chinos
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y ya se pueden mandar mensajes por whatsapp
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sliding in his DMs
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no quiero saber pobre Wind mastercito
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aaaah NOW HE CARES ABOUY SMTH AND THAT SMTH IS HUA CHENG
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ñooo kirimysito
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lol shi Wudu es laumuso
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yup, he is
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hua cheng no tiene chill
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quiero mucho a los fantasmitas y obvio que XL aprovecha para calmarlos
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re: marriage "jokes"
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that WAS such a. solefumuses moment
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"quieres casarte, gege? hahaha just kidding... unless???"
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inclouido tambien la parte del fumuso being hurt
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why u joke about that
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todo porque los solemuses have a hard time being honest
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i wonder what hua cheng knows about the winde master drama
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diría que enough para saber no meterse en esa mierda
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claramente!
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es un tipo razonable after all, excepto when it comes to MADA WIFE
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ya luego volveremos a eso porque spoilers
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lol
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ay hua cheng. ya te ganaste a tu persona, just tell him
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me da un poco de risa el nivel de "el cielo tiene cinco cuadras"
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pero ah, qué terrible lobine que me cae el solemuso himbo Y OBVIO QUE LLEGA Y HAY HALF NAKED HUA CHONGO
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aaaaw arreglandole la camisita
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LAUMUSO WHAT DID YOU DO POR TU HERMANITO
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ooooh that was terrible, laumuso u_u
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wait wait
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so Hua Cheng was super unlucky and became a ghost
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did Scholar He become a ghost too?
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can't be white toxic because timeline don't match.
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can't be qi rong or hua cheng duh
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hmmmm TO THE CRAZY THEORIES MOBILE
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aay pobre kirimusito
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oooh this is probably what Hua Cheng knew
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i wonder if the other tumors know
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it's the kind fo stuff Soledimuses do for their laumsues in general
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y no es como si Pei Ming weren't willing to shady but
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i do wonder
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man i love pei ming
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do take the chance to flirt with people u_u
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aaaw ya los empezaron a bardear porque burbuja
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lol XL manoseando a Hua Cheng
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ay la CPR scene XD
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ay son dos idiotas
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esa parte XD
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ESA OTRA PERSONA NO TIENE GOOD TASTE TODOS LE DIRINA QUE SI A HUA CHENG
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aaaay xie lian
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pfft lo del ataud
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👁️👄👁️
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okay xie lian has just figured out smth
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so let's play guess the mystery
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wait WAIT
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so Earth Master draws the array
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and Hua Cheng and Xie Lian go back home all normal
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but the siblings don't
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so...
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is the Earth Master Black Water????
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he did draw the original array
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and did take the Wind Master out of home
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he IS the most obvious possibility omh
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... yeah it totally is
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the array didn't work again so mysterious
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YES
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I GOT IT
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and you know
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lol obviously I was right about Black Water Demon Xuan being the Scholar He i'm dumb to msis the obviousest of clues
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i'm gonna give credit where the credit is due: this was an excellent "the red herring IS ACTUALLY THE CULPIRT" misdirection and the different tone their interactiosn take after the reveal is A+
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he wasn't his best friend all along
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but tbh
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he's right
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sorry shi wudu i hope he xuan fucks up your life u_u
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lol this was the spy /snorts
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also I do like that this makes Hua Cheng look like an asshole and less like the Ghost King That Does Nothing
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man, I should've seen this one coming
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but I thought she was doing a triple misdirection (ie., stage one is 'red herring', stage two is 'red herring is the culprit', stage three is 'you thought the red herring was the culprit but it was not')
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i'm incredibly disappointed in myself u_u
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Like, I had realized Hua Cheng had pretty much let the Earth Master go
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but I thought it was more out of 'okay let's help out the waifu' and 'can't be bothered' than 'earth master was a double agent'
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SO BEFORE WE MOVE ON
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i laid down some more bets
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also i'm officially commiting to Jun Wu is the White Calamity
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he has to be somebody
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and it cannot be anybody but Jun Wu
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la laumusez de este señor
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going down like a laumuso
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pobre pobrecito kirimuso
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"sucking spiritual powers"
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yeah sure
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ay pobre pei ming vinedo a su amigo descabezado
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ay the three tumors knew
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I SHIP THEM SO MUCH
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also i still ship al wind master con He Xuan ooooops
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also He Xuan would have been a great heavenly official
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and that's the saddest part
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ay nomas estan winterfelling in puqi
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y ahora winterfelling in ghost city
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a mí me spoilerearon todos los twists del arc con fanart mucho antes de empezar a leer, it was awful y nunca sabré qué tanto lo hubiese predicho
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yo: en mi esquinita shipping SQX/MY porque kiridimuse ship
fanart spoiler: so el dimuso sí lo odia y va a matar al hermano y tal vez lo va a matar
yo: I mean. I still ship it. but OUCH?! WHY!?
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y pobrecitos tumores
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also por fin te puedo pasar todos los shitposts de HC y HX pasando cerca y en DMs están "dude, qué haces acá como mujer?" "y tú qué haces aquí como un fuckboy?" "fair enough"
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por otro lado, XL finally got his first boner
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FINAALLY
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siiii, es divertido pensar la reacción de HC y HX. a sus dumbventures
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dear lord pobre guzi at least ASK hua cheng tonsearch for him XL
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pobre ling weeeen y pobre pei ming
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aaay hua cheng
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what chaos
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i wonder what the true story with long wen is
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aaay mu qing
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wow realmente todo el mundo es alguien
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quién salió ahora?
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Lan Chang
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y ahora estoy ya en monte tonlun
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debería parar yo make wrong guesses lol
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porque me perdió la chance de adivinar quieren era el misterioso tercer Heavenly officcial
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i need general himbo tonsurvive
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also the return off pei su and banyue WAS done Better than the Lan.chang reveal
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other loose threads: ling wen
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so one thing re: loose threads
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es que sí a veces quiero m´sa follow up inmediato?
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like la desaparición del kirimusito
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es verdad que XL real no puede hacer nada
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pero a veces es muy brusco y me termina pareciendo más ... meta? like MXTX diciendo DON'T THINK ABOUT THIS NOW
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que orgánico (me pasa lo mismo con Qi Rong y Guzi, btw)
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como que por un lado sé que es ... PLOT! CHAOS!pero por otro lado it irks me lol
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Wells got ling wen right ihohhi
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quiero mucho al himbo
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y lo shippeo .ucho con Ling wen
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also pei su/banyue otp
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yes this is me shipping het in danmei
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dear lord le puso la red string
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oh so the guoshi era uno de los. generales del principe de wuyong
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i do feel vindicated
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i KNEW he WAS shady
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and now it's the soleumuse turn to be jealous of himself
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pobre guzi
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pero qirong claramente se encariño a su manera
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i assume he Xuan y Wind Master are gonna show yo too ha
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y no sé si cou cou y lan chang
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los dos pelotudos! of course they'd show up too
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FINAALLY
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Mu qing probably has recognozed hua cheng hm
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so HC really ciuldnt write
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and i want yo see the lasr mural
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probably very embarrasing
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aaaah i love solefumuses creepy creepy mutual fixatiom
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oh no Lang ying
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i wonder when did this happen
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wow, vas volando!
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yes u.u
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por dónde vas?
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Terminé el 3
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es que ayer vi un comentario en el meme que no estaba bloqueado
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y veo que la gente tiene wrong opinions
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i must finish so i can fight against wrong opinions u_u
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XDDDD
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did it for the discourse?
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yes u_u
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look somebody was saying this is a morally complex canon y fue muy "... is it tho"
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(As in otros ejemplos en el thread eran FMA and I'm sorry I'm loving this! but come on)
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i loved the stalker reveal and how much XL didn't give a flying fuck
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pobre dos pelotudos
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huh. yo la verdad no le he puesto mucho thought porque es fandom secundario para mí, pero la moralidad acá imho es "no one gives a fuck"
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yep! a mí me da mucho en el Dumas side de
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"todo el mundo es un asshole pero un woobie asshole!"
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*fun woobie asshole
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incluso las condiciones para ascender son super arbitrarias? es más que la persona sea extraordinaria y que le dé la gana al papá tóxico
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yup
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