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okay nevermind I can't concentrate on RL stuff so have Larry learning about mistletoe and immediately going full shelter-in-place
yallternative
GET A ROOM, HALLWAY MOANERS
sith-in-law
Good looking out
Kota
oh no larry!!! Run away!
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the interval between 1 and 2 is how long it took for someone to explain and for him to hightail it the fuck back to his bunker lmao
yallternative
'startled ugh' is the most relatable shit Misty's never seen
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go underground, it's the only way to be safe
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but also larry people make out in hallways even when there isn't mistletoe
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don't go over this ship with a blacklight
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... actually a million years ago one of my characters and their SO legit made a "how many places can you hook up in" bet with another couple and it's annoying me that I can't remember if it was Jesse or Felix
pharadyne
poor Larry
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it's fine, he doesn't actually have to leave his room, and if anything goes horribly wrong out there the Negative Spirit can take care of it >>
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I THOUGHT it was them but it's also so very plausible for Jesse and they were there at the same time
Boo๐Ÿ‘ปBerry
Larry is going to be flooded with bear emojis the whole month
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lmao annie is the best <3
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pharadyne I'm so consciously mean to Norton all the time and I'm sorry
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100% knowingly made shit worse in that last thread, am 100% knowingly making shit worse in this one :>
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Kira๐ŸŒต he'll apologize later for this one, he's just in a terrrrrrible mood
Kira๐ŸŒต
pffft. don't worry about it, larry! yunlan is willing to give him his space because he is... subtly Not Thrilled about the mistletoe himself
Boo๐Ÿ‘ปBerry
Annie liked mistletoe before and still sort of does. But it reminds her of Jesse and she doesn't want to be reminded of anyone else for it
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well that just broke my heart
Boo๐Ÿ‘ปBerry
He was so good
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some_bear this is my bad, I haven't tagged in on Misty's thing yet -- OTOH Larry was definitely quiet and awkward so it's pretty reasonable for Lawrence to not place his voice at all
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Boo๐Ÿ‘ปBerry Annie does not know this yet but she's made a huge mistake
some_bear
Lawrence is not good at polite parties. He's genuinely like "which not-William were you?"
Boo๐Ÿ‘ปBerry
haha that is my girl's super power. so many mistakes in so many flavors
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Larry: I'll send you some instructions for the plants
Larry: /sends like 5 pages of notes
[a few hours later]
Larry: Oh, and /another 2 pages
[the next day]
Larry: Did you remember to--
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he sucks so much
pharadyne
I love the meanness. It makes me cackle evilly.
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norton: does this mean something???
larry: /is honestly just an idiot
Boo๐Ÿ‘ปBerry
lmao Annie "....how does it take this many words to say 'water and sun'???"
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Annie never ask him that.
yallternative
do you want this greenhouse to FLOURISH or NOT
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sure we can HALF-ASS it I GUESS
yallternative
if you're LAZY
yallternative
if just waving a watering can is ENOUGH FOR YOU
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annie is the one who gets him to leave his room by just constantly pretending to fuck up
Boo๐Ÿ‘ปBerry
"I am worse than a murderer"
Boo๐Ÿ‘ปBerry
She would
Boo๐Ÿ‘ปBerry
"How long do I leave the shade plants in the closet, Larry?"
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"oh my GOD just forget the whole thing"
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on the bright side re: the Norton thing I'm thinking he'll be less hysterically oblivious once the mistletoe crisis is over
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right now it just doesn't occur to him at all that anyone could have non-platonic feelings for him. it would be like... imagining they were all actually fish. or that the barge was actually floating through the center of the Earth. there's no mental connection there.
pharadyne
Norton is utterly baffled, too. it's been a long time since he's been nervously twitterpated and he doesn't know what to do with it. feelings are hard.
pharadyne
i also lol at how rita figured it out in, like, 10 minutes, meanwhile larry, two months later...
Boo๐Ÿ‘ปBerry
I need to stalk this CR
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LiberBEARian ...how acute is Gortys' hearing?
LiberBEARian
Probably very!
LiberBEARian
She's rolled herself into a ball and is slamming herself against the door
LiberBEARian
It's louder than knocking
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hmmm pharadyne now realizing this is the same day as Jedao's party -- what would Norton do if Larry just doesn't text him again the rest of the day?
pharadyne
oh goodness. initially tries to give Larry some space, but by close to the party time, probably starts sending a series of texts like
Are you coming to the party?
You should come to the party.
There's no mistletoe in the Enclosure.
pharadyne
If any appears, I'll warn you so you can stay away and then fling myself heroically into its path to destroy it, at great risk to myself of getting snogged.
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what a prince <333
Mouth Powers
a hero for us all
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god everyone is being so nice and indulgent and he's just like "my old friends would have let me suffer in silence, why can't you"
Kira๐ŸŒต
Too many busybodies. Sorry, Larry, you're stuck.
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he has a process X-( it's called 'wallowing in self-pity' X-(
for a price
larry that's not a process that's the opposite of a process
for a price
for it to be a process something would have to change X-(
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eventually he gets bored and does something else, does that count
for a price
mmmmmmm
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he's taking that as a yes, ty
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