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mhyk country swap/roleswap au mumblings
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actually the one thing I do wonder about and possibly would need to make up my own answer for in any of these scenarios is
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in relation to the spirits inhabiting each country, how does that work. how do the borders work. in specific when did central get imbued with its own distinct spirits
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are the central country spirits actually just Faust and Alec's dead army
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that's the cutest thing I've heard all month
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I think the spirits inhabit the land more than the actual country tho and predate countries entirely
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it would be cute.
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yeah that makes more sense, since Faust and Lennox were clearly Already Like This before there was a central country, but it just then begs the question for me why there wasn't a central country before
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well there WAS civilization there, like mezza
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which oz flattened
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just presumably not the unified Country that is current there, centered around granville
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I did notice that central uses a different word for country than the other four but I don't actually know the difference between the two
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(mezza is close to southern boundaries BUT still within "central")
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I guess also central is the only country that really does feel like it's under a unified government
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you'd think east might be like that too but do they even have... royalty or anything???
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East has a royal family as well as nobles
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I GUESS THEY MUST SINCE SHINO WANTS TO MAKE HEATH A GENERAL FOR SOMEONE
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since the royal family has a Big Dislike whenever the nobles might gain power by being cool heroes or w/e
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(aka Shino and Heath are Threats)
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does south have a royal family.
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West also has a royal family
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I know the north has one, which is the funniest shit ever
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south presumably does not since it's just now being colonized
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er, not colonized
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settled
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[parts of it are also being colonized]
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I didn't know North had a royal family and would not have assumed
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(parts of it are also being colonized)
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it'd be REALLY funny if there IS a southern royal family who thinks they can tell rutilex999999 what to do, tho
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(*there are probably less people than that in the south)
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slightly fewer Rutiles to pretend to have any control over
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the south is actually just an entire country of Tauruses............
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cowboys..........
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honestly every royal family is deeply unfortunate and it's amazing the Granvelles do as well as they do.
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do as well (crown prince is abandoned in the snow at age 4)
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I guess they're all Alecs and Arthurs so people must take care of them
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do as well (main story plotline is about an apocalypse cult trying to stage a coup]
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at least the west is just salivating over chances to not start but participate in a war and the east is just getting annoyed because their nobles are acting cooler than the royal family
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(Arthur gets stonewalled basically every time he has to negotiate with central mob characters)
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do the northern royals even do anything. Tristan told me they exist and I think diplomacy with them did actually matter, somehow, for some reason
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but what do they DO?
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I've gotten distracted from the initial point of this plurk by wheezing laughing about politics
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I don't even REMEMBER them existing. they can't exist MUCH or else a wizard would knock on their door to assert dominance
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maybe it's mentioned in bradley adjacent stuff since he's like, arrested.
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I forget Bradley is just here on parole to do charity work
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Bradley "technically still serving jail time" Bain
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speaking of Bradley, roleswap aus SHOULD be SIMPLER to work out the setup for than having to like, rearrange the entire 2000 year historical timeline, but 1. if I roleswap Shino and Heath will the spirit of Shino that possesses me sometimes just kill me
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2. I don't know what kind of change can be made to Bradley and Nero to make it so Bradley isn't the one in prison, or at least still also in prison
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https://images.plurk.com/3ktqWWUXRjPk2bUcAbQMlP.png I think I've found the arrangement that I find personally most entertaining for a full country swap au but it is late now so I am going to sleep and then work on making it make real sense in the morning.
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I think Heathcliff as a west would be really cute.
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akira is a perfect west too
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Sage Chloe: instead of getting birdcaged, he gets isekai'd
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question as a magician is Akira just sometimes a witch and sometimes a wizard
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THESE CENTRAL CHOICES ALSO
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central owen, central bradley
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GOOD QUESTION
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AKIRA COULD. AKIRA COULD BE ANYTHING, ESPECIALLY AS A WEST
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Arthur would also make a really good west.
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I’m very excited for central. I don’t think “Figaro was too much of a wall in central” will be a problem in this group.
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yes. IT'S ALSO FUNNY TO THINK OF,
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all the strongests norths now souths
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I didn’t realize until I finished the list that the entire south is just northerners now. it’s really funny.
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it is
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THE NORTHERN ROYALS GET MENTIONED IN BRADLEY'S AFFECTION STORY BTW
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Bradley: As a sign of friendship, the royal family of the Central Kingdom was going to send treasures to the royal family of the North, so I attacked the caravan.
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and I have remembered ever since because
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the north has human royals????
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[whispers] what do they do
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trophy royals
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trophy royals
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anyway on the note of rewriting the history timeline
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did Murr and Figaro found central in this au. that’s horrible
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conversely Faust is the only west old enough to be responsible for accidentally fucking that up which sasuga Faust’s life. Idk why he wouldn’t move then though so maybe it was someone else who is now an ex-west
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Shylock absolutely cannot be an ex-west because then he would never leave but maybe he was an ex-central so he can nurse a nice eastern wizard grudge against Murr and Figaro on until the heat death of the universe
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A scientist should probably not lead a revolutionary army, but maybe could do tacitician things or weapon supply things. Figaro has conquered places before tho so I'd bet on figaro still being involved
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ex-central shylock!
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all of the norths besides Rustica are babies, which is absolutely terrifying.
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shino as a terrifying northern child
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baby wizard
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what happened recently that 3 northern sage’s wizards died and had to be replaced by babies
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infighting
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wooperface
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IT'S JUST THE OBVIOUS POSSIBILTY
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Shylock: central->east
Shino: east->north bc he is an icon and an inspiration
Mithra: north->south
Nero: north or central->south
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Rutile&Mitile: honestly not sure if they were born in the north or south but they’re sure norths now
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Rustica is northern born, Cain and Riquet are eastern born, Bradley and Murr are central born, twins and Oz are southern born, once again all wests are wests from start to finish
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Owen: east->central
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I can’t for the life of me figure out how to shove eye trading in somehow so I might just have to accept that caioe aren’t matchies
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pours one out
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the great thing about Shino is I don’t even have to try. his backstory is now just “canon, but instead of getting taken in by the Blanchettes he became a north”
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Mitile and Rutile being north born just bc tiretta found someone to marry up north and never had to leave it might be cute
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no she still married a southerner they just were both sage’s wizards now
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Mithra is a south because she tried to pawn him off on her husband (boyfriend?),
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that's hilarious
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Rutile and Mitile got to watch their mom die and Mithra didn’t so that’s also going to be something.
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the fact that central and south are all old people and north and west are mostly babies,
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what have I done
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I keep being like “I should swap someone out of west and give them another old man instead” but the only person I really want to move out of the west is Faust. what do I even do with Faust. I wouldn’t know what to do with him in the north or south either
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I thought about swapping Figaro and Heathcliff just now but I DEFINITELY don’t know why Faust wouldn’t leave the west if Figaro is there on top of everything else.
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Faust is just so aggressively east-central
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eyes snap open
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Shino being a north and Heath being a west means Shino will be totally unable to deal with Heath.
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terrorized by heathcliff
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