LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 4:28 AM
[relationship / family bullshit] So not even two weeks out from the wedding and Sergio and me start talking about kids in front of my mom, which, oops
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 4:28 AM
Me: (blah blah potential baby names)
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 4:28 AM
Sergio: (blah blah I like 1 or 2 of those baby names)
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 4:28 AM
Mom: Oh no you can't name it X
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 4:28 AM
Me: why...?
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 4:29 AM
Mom: Well, I won't say
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 4:29 AM
Me: Ugh. Mom. why
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 4:29 AM
Mom: Ask your aunt Meg
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 4:29 AM
Me: Just tell me
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 4:29 AM
Mom: It was a shitty ex-boyfriend of mine
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 4:29 AM
Me: Cool. Okay.
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 4:29 AM
Me: (blah bah baby names)
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 4:29 AM
Sergio (oh yes I like that one)
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 4:29 AM
Mom: Nope. That was (1st husband's name)
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 4:30 AM
Me: cripes, mom
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 4:30 AM
We went through five different ex-boyfriends before I suspected she either had a WILD past or just didn't like the names and was fucking with me
spooky queer
@keytone8
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 4:36 AM
spooky queer
@keytone8
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 4:36 AM
well if you have a girl, problem solved
Boo👻Berry
@justghosts
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 4:44 AM
I say go with a name you like. Whatever negative association she has will go away as she associates it with her grandbaby
spooky queer
@keytone8
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 4:50 AM
tell her you're going to name her Rona
236 bees
@emeralddarkness
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 4:52 AM
connie rona
236 bees
@emeralddarkness
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 4:53 AM
or connor rona
Boo👻Berry
@justghosts
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 4:53 AM
Yes. The search is over
spooky queer
@keytone8
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 5:05 AM
spooky queer
@keytone8
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 5:05 AM
c. rona
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 5:18 AM
Oh my god you guys are the worst
LiberBEARian
@cannibalherpes
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 5:18 AM
I love it
spooky queer
@keytone8
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 5:34 AM
Stab or swallow
@shihandai
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 5:40 AM
but spell it conor XD
Stab or swallow
@shihandai
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 5:41 AM
Conor Rona
Stab or swallow
@shihandai
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 5:41 AM
oh wait no
Stab or swallow
@shihandai
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 5:41 AM
Kerr Rona <.<
pharadyne
@Blackletter
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 5:43 AM
Just threaten that and then everyone will be so relieved that you aren't doing it that they'll accept whatever name you
do
pick.
bluecanary
@bluecanary
Sun, Nov 29, 2020 7:32 AM
name child Bigfoot
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tell her you're going to name her Rona