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thanksgiving poll: out of all dwrp batfam players, which characters are played the thirstiest in your experience
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this is a very important poll
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for science
chris 🔅
Jason
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or rather... the Jason players are thirsty. Jason himself maybe not
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lol that was the question, basically
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i was just trying to be nice about it
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HOW DO I CAREFULLY WORD THIS.......
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like I don't really know a whole lot about batfam aside from what I've absorbed through RP and memes but... my impression of Jason is that he gets fucked a lot
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a lot of people are very invested in making sure Jason gets the d
snowbogan
either jason or tim
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in fandom, it's jason
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ime for dwrp it's steph
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all stephs I've played with FUCK
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LMAO
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tim
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an option i didn't see, but should have expected
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yeah, it's tim for me
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i feel like jason is the one fandom wants to fuck. every time i've apped jason to a game, i've had a handful of people try and shove into a ship with him near immediately and bs is. a thirstzone. tims always seem dtf everywhere
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yeah tim
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but i've had a similar experience with jason. i only posted him to gen/mixed memes and stopped due to how many people wanted to do shippy prompts with him some years back.
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well like at least we know jason fucks
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tim has never fucked a single day in his life
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that's because they won't let tim age beyond 17
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yeah i. if i post on something that can be shippy with jason i have to specify no ships or i get a lot of tags of people trying to hop on his dick
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and Preboot jason never once fucked anyone that I remember
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rebirth jason....who knows with that boy they keep doing weird shit
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yeah i think tim ends up being the horniest. jason always seem to be a dork who doesnt ever anticipate anyone responding to his flirting
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we just know about isabel...and no one else none of that other shit happened. :|
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( yeah i know preboot jason slept with talia but ALSO LET US NOT THINK ABOUT THAT)
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it's funny that somehow dick is not in here
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LOL
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that's true
snowbogan
dick fucks enough in canon he's good
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ALSO TRUE
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dick is too well rounded, no pun intended
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canon also has people throw themselves at dick
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jason is the sad one, tim is the innocent one
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jason fucked artemis
snowbogan
meanwhile Steph Deserves Some Fun
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tim is only innocent when you forget how many girlfriends he's had or Will They Won't THey with
snowbogan
yeah but like remember that time stephanie tried to kiss him and he got distracted by sirens and dropped her
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yeah tim has had girlfriends but has never banged a single one of them
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did jason finally get it on with artemis???
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i stopped reading why she and biz were still off on that other planet
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so there was only a kiss
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because tim is too busy obsessing over his best friend
snowbogan
remember that time tim and kon fell out of a closet
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i mean lbr artemis probably fucked him and he's too sub to do anything but roll with it
snowbogan
he's a bat so yeah
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this is also true. which is why jason and isabel will never work no matter how much jason keeps thinking he wants a cute sweet Standard Romance. as soon as the woman who can step on him and put him through the floor showed up....
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i caught up on rhato after. not reading for like a yearish. they banged. then it had a case of stupid writing again
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the fact so many tims in RP are so horny is kind of funny
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all that repression
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then there's bruce.
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which i think says enough
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duke's don't exist in RP so we can't even talk about him
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well, i can agree for bruce, certainly
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also you know
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i gotta say it but
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alfreds also wanna fuck
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i would not be surprised if alfred is secretly in the background doing all the smashing. bruce learned how to fake the playboy thing from someone.
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i meant in dwrp but yes, also that
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do alfreds exist in dwrp
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a few!
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as a Steph player I can't help but think that Steph is, in fact, the thirtiest
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smh...
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she is very passionate!!
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I'm sure most of them get some off screen, at least...
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well, yeah, of course
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except tim
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and like
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well
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we're also talking dwrp
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tim doesn't get anything. he's dumb enough to be thirsty and not realize it
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so take player renditions into consideration
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he really is
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all dwrp tims are horny
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poor timmy
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given also that in rp people are allowed to have sex, in comics it is Forbidden
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unless it's Dick or Wally
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who apparently bang nonstop
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or bruce
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listen bruce is thirsty in canon and rp both
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i can confirm
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very fair
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Dick, Wally, Bruce and Selina are the only comic book characters allowed to have sex
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but yes, funny enough, dick players seem to be the least thirsty
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dick players are like "nah, we're good. we're full."
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it's odd! but it does make them lots of fun to play with
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but as a caveat to that rule
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you DO still have to worry just as much if not more about batcest with dick players
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see that's what's so great about playing Steph, she's not Family
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she married in
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then divorced
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the married her ex's sister
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not that I really ship her with dick anyway :|b
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the eternal in-law
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steph doesn't want to fuck any of the bat guys
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tbh she kinda just wants to be accepted and respected............
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and to punch bruce
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that's the dream
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listen
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I've definitely played with more horny jasons than tim tho :|a
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rebirth bruce and rebirth steph get along just fine
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do they
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currently they do!
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afaik
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because I treasure that one cover
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she's actually doing pretty well lately and I am so happy for her she started out literally sleeping in library vents
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i'm interested in seeing the batfam dynamic in future state
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god I want to see her and Cass destroy a prison
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snowbogan
(alfred also deserves some fun)
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BRUCE IS BROKE AND SUPPOSEDLY DEAD EXCEPT HE'S DEEP UNDERCOVER AND NOT BATMAN ANYMORE HE'S the dark detective
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i'm real down
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i've already reserved the username
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smh
snowbogan
i'm wondering if cass and steph know this or not
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i'm sure the batfam knows although
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it would be right up bruce's alley not to tell anyone this
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I feel like they would know even if he didn't tell them
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like oh, bruce retired? sure he did
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what are you talking about that time after return of bruce wayne where he dressed up as "the outsider" or something and barbara was like
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dead? a likely story
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lmao hi "outsider"
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no it was right after Tim died and Steph had an identity crisis
snowbogan
that moment was hilarious
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just immediately "hi bruce"
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outsider...wasn't that the name that alfred had when he "died."
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and came back with super powers
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and then became a villain
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(look, it's the OG Under the Red Hood arc okay)
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oh no it was insider
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equally as bad
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insider
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god
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what a horny name
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big buff alfred though
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everybody in canon has walked in on bruce fuckin at least once in their lives
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it's a rite of passage
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stop fucking in your office and the pool and the lounge and the foyer closet and this wouldn't happen
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don't forget the cave and rooftops all over gotham
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and all of his vehicles
snowbogan
stop fuckin in front of her cameras bruce god
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hey it's not his fault you want a show
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just because babs would be cool with seeing selina's ass doesn't mean she wants bruce's
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are you sure
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jason
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lmaoo
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I've never played a batfam but I love this whole discussion
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it's a bonding experience to really understand your cast
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for better or worse
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Any of them
snowbogan
look bruce having a fine ass is Deeply Awkward For Her
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that hasn't kept her from lookin tho HAS IT
snowbogan
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