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Does anyone else find the last ~36 hours before your mobage updates for a new event to be the most painful hours of your life, or is that just me?
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me waiting impatiently for LB3 to drop in fate/grand order
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moth
🐅 its harry
yeah,
BANNED CLOWN
I'm lying facedown on the floor in spirit and also literally. I'm just... withering away while I wait for the Cookie Run update that drops in 22 hours
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I will probably start playing Hades here in a bit just to like.... salvage my soul from this deep and dark purgatory
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I mean I also have a personality section I need to overhaul
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And like, tags to do
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But it's hard :[
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I crave............ to run a cookie,
duck bastard
that reminds me that last night while my laptop was updating, I was glancing through the play shop thinking about downloading something else to waste away the time
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and i was like "oh, it's that cookie game that maggie and raile says has the Deep Lore"
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and almost got it
BANNED CLOWN
WHAT STOPPED YOU
duck bastard
LMAO I REMEMBERED I HAVEN'T BEEN ON LOVE NIKKI IN FOREVER.... I'M SORRY
duck bastard
I AM A SIMPLE BIRD WHO REMEMBERED FASHION
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TERRIBLE. UNCONSCIONABLE.
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WE GIVE YOU COOKIES WITH CUTE DESIGNS AND DEEP LORE FOR FREE'
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And you pick the worse idol game!!
duck bastard
LAKSKDJFAS
duck bastard
BUT I CAN DRESS UP A DOLL, RAILE
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THE NEW COOKIE IS PART OF A KPOP IDOL GROUP!!!
W(erewolf)ILF
WHEEZING LAUGHTER
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WHAT'S BETTER THAN THAT!!
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lfmmgnghth
duck bastard
LISTEN I DON'T KNOW, THE ONLY COOKIES I'VE EATEN IN AGES NOW HAVE BEEN OREOS
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DON'T EAT THE COOKIES!?!!?!!
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THAT'S MURDER, JAMES
duck bastard
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT COOKIES
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THEY'RE PEOPLE!!!!!!
W(erewolf)ILF
DO NOT EAT THEM
BANNED CLOWN
THE COOKIES ARE PEOPLE YOU DON'T EAT PEOPLE JAMES
W(erewolf)ILF
THEY ARE PEOPLE JAMES
duck bastard
ARE POPTARTS PEOPLE
W(erewolf)ILF
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W(erewolf)ILF
WE HAVE NOT SEEN ANY POPTARTS
duck bastard
IT'S JUST AN IMPORTANT THING TO KNOW FOR CURRENT EVENTS THAT ARE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IN MY MOUTH
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If your poptart lacks A. a face and B. legs on which it is currently running away from you, you're probably fine
duck bastard
good 2 kno
W(erewolf)ILF
see this shit is why i need to get on apping milennial tree cookie to victory road
W(erewolf)ILF
conversations like this,
duck bastard
can someone provide an answer on what cookies eat
W(erewolf)ILF
jellies
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and vegetables
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Jellies... and yeah, vegetables. Sometimes sandwiches made with vegetables.
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But mostly jellies.
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Which are just... candy, like jellybeans and gummy candies
duck bastard
basically everything is sugar or plants
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it's magic don't worry about it
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duck bastard : There IS meat but like..... it's implied to be kind of a troubling ingredient
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