"Oh, man. With this computer, I'm finally able to play all the Steam games people rave about at 60fps with crystal-clear poly-perfect graphics!"
/Proceeds to buy nothing but smut, smut, smut, and more smut that could run on the old toaster without problem

"Yup, this is a new and groundbreaking choice in my gaming hobby!"
/Reviews are almost nothing but smut, smut, smut, and that one Castlevania smut game that's actually pretty frickin' sweet

"I can't wait to play Monster Hunter World with no limits!"
/swerves right back into achievement-hunting visual novels and lewd asteroid games

...in my not defense, I've probably replayed Helltaker far more than is healthy

a gnarled hand reaches out of the yakuza garbage pile--desperately grabbing for kyp's ankle to drag him in

Tell Sega to stop with their denuvo first and I'll think on it

Though I think I have one of those on PSN. Was free one of these months a while ago...?

yeah kiwami