BWAAAAAH!
Spider-Man: Peter Parker is pretty careful about making sure you don't ACTUALLY kill people
BWAAAAAH!
Like even if you throw guys off buildings
BWAAAAAH!
You can look down and find them webbed to the side
BWAAAAAH!
but
BWAAAAAH!
I just fought some gangsters trying to rob an armored car
BWAAAAAH!
And stuck one of them TO the armored car with webs
BWAAAAAH!
And then
BWAAAAAH!
The game was like "QUICK GET THE DRIVER OUT BEFORE THE ARMORED CAR EXPLODES"
BWAAAAAH!
And I did but like that guy was still
BWAAAAAH!
webbed to the side of an exploding car
BWAAAAAH!
Good job Spider-Man
Drizzmas
shhhh it's ok
I a♥D♥o♥r♥y♥m♥
He's fiiiiiiiiiine
Infychu
It's blast proof webbing.
A Grinning DM
Reminds me of this college humor batman skit 
Batman vs. The Penguin (with Patton Oswalt)
A Grinning DM
“Poor guy is all tuckered out, he just needs to sleep it off”
I a♥D♥o♥r♥y♥m♥
Pffft