Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 9:45 PM
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having started watching the Disney Descendants movies, I can say that they're deceptively nice so long as you don't think too hard
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 9:47 PM
try not to think about how The Beast is the president of the United Kingdoms of Auradon
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 9:48 PM
or how one of his first proclamations was to ship every villain in existence to a little island trapped in a magic barrier
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 9:48 PM
"what about the ones that were dead?" brought back, shipped there too
♰ Javert ♰
@chickenfriend
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 9:48 PM
i honestly enjoy them
♰ Javert ♰
@chickenfriend
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 9:48 PM
they're a guilty pleasure
♰ Javert ♰
@chickenfriend
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 9:48 PM
AND YEAH
♰ Javert ♰
@chickenfriend
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 9:49 PM
IT'S A REALLY FUCKED UP PREMISE
♰ Javert ♰
@chickenfriend
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 9:49 PM
but i think they call out the beast
♰ Javert ♰
@chickenfriend
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 9:49 PM
and those policies
♰ Javert ♰
@chickenfriend
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 9:49 PM
which is.... good
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 9:50 PM
also the...... bits where Auradon get weird around the villain children are
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 9:50 PM
Uncomfortable to a degree
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 9:53 PM
people pointing at dove cameron and co, telling her that she doesn't belong there and she's obviously going to cause trouble
oshi oh no
@kyuupin
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 9:58 PM
i honestly super love descendants but don't think about it too deeply
oshi oh no
@kyuupin
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 9:58 PM
there are some real good songs and the villain kids are all really good :[
Niamh Vibes
@nerdiethings
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 9:59 PM
the weirdest possible dystopian setting
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:02 PM
this is a movie that blatantly confirms that Dopey the dwarf reproduced
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:03 PM
and his son crushes on the daughter of the evil queen
Bah Humbug
@chaggit
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:04 PM
I was really surprised that I liked it as much as I did when I watched them. I went on a Disney Channel Original Movie binge a few months ago and they're all both really great and really...... questionable.
Phas|DippedOut
@Phasma
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:14 PM
Alternatively think about them way too hard and rp from them specifically to point out how fucked up it all is
Phas|DippedOut
@Phasma
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:15 PM
...I kid, enjoy them however you want, obviously
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:15 PM
LISTEN
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:15 PM
if I don't come out of this with a muse everyone gets to be surprised
meer jumpscare
@lovebelievesin
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:21 PM
Maidstrong
@jackabee
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:25 PM
wh
Maidstrong
@jackabee
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:25 PM
what
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:25 PM
meer jumpscare
:
Maidstrong
@jackabee
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:25 PM
dopey what
Phas|DippedOut
@Phasma
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:32 PM
Dopey fucked
Phas|DippedOut
@Phasma
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:32 PM
Dopey has a child
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:33 PM
Descendants is "X Fucked: the series"
Maidstrong
@jackabee
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:33 PM
do we know the mother
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:33 PM
of course not
Phas|DippedOut
@Phasma
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:33 PM
Dopey and the Evil Queen are the only Snow White characters to have canonly had kids
Phas|DippedOut
@Phasma
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:33 PM
...not with each other
Phas|DippedOut
@Phasma
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:33 PM
probably
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:34 PM
I mean snow white probably has a kid
meer jumpscare
@lovebelievesin
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:34 PM
they mention happy has a kid in one of the movies i think???
meer jumpscare
@lovebelievesin
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:35 PM
but like that one scans much more
Phas|DippedOut
@Phasma
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:35 PM
wefeelspooky
@wefeelgroove
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:36 PM
descendants is where it's canon that madam mim fucks
lily!
@aerialism
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:38 PM
"Chad Charming" excuse me
meer jumpscare
@lovebelievesin
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:38 PM
if you get beyond the movie canon you get a bunch of really cursed ones
meer jumpscare
@lovebelievesin
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:38 PM
shoutout to ginny gothel
Maidstrong
@jackabee
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:39 PM
the fairy godmother fucks
ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀʏ ɢᴏᴅᴅᴇss
@kabunevermind
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:42 PM
the other dwarves have had kids too, some of them are mentioned in the books or off-hand mentions
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:46 PM
I'm also pretty sure there's a moment in a book where the dwarves agree to hand over anything they mine to the kingdom, which
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:46 PM
hm
meer jumpscare
@lovebelievesin
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:46 PM
the united states of auradon was a mistake
ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀʏ ɢᴏᴅᴅᴇss
@kabunevermind
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 10:47 PM
it's ok, ben is gonna fix it
Maidstrong
@jackabee
Thu, Nov 19, 2020 12:03 AM
is ben a good bean
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Thu, Nov 19, 2020 12:05 AM
he's a pretty good bean
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Thu, Nov 19, 2020 12:06 AM
in that he's the only one that wants to give the kids a chance
Maidstrong
@jackabee
Thu, Nov 19, 2020 12:43 AM
ah yes then he's a good bean
Lightning Bolt
@graygriffin
Thu, Nov 19, 2020 2:42 AM
god I remember the yelling about it in Foolish Mortals chat
Lightning Bolt
@graygriffin
Thu, Nov 19, 2020 2:43 AM
when I first heard the premise I assumed it was gonna be mostly goofy high school clique stuff where they were already all going to the same school
Lightning Bolt
@graygriffin
Thu, Nov 19, 2020 2:43 AM
not MAGIC SEGREGATION ISLAND
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Alternatively think about them way too hard and rp from them specifically to point out how fucked up it all is...I kid, enjoy them however you want, obviouslyLISTEN