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having started watching the Disney Descendants movies, I can say that they're deceptively nice so long as you don't think too hard
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try not to think about how The Beast is the president of the United Kingdoms of Auradon
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or how one of his first proclamations was to ship every villain in existence to a little island trapped in a magic barrier
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"what about the ones that were dead?" brought back, shipped there too
♰ Javert ♰
i honestly enjoy them
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they're a guilty pleasure
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AND YEAH
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IT'S A REALLY FUCKED UP PREMISE
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but i think they call out the beast
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and those policies
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which is.... good
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also the...... bits where Auradon get weird around the villain children are
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Uncomfortable to a degree
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people pointing at dove cameron and co, telling her that she doesn't belong there and she's obviously going to cause trouble
oshi oh no
i honestly super love descendants but don't think about it too deeply
oshi oh no
there are some real good songs and the villain kids are all really good :[
Niamh Vibes
the weirdest possible dystopian setting
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this is a movie that blatantly confirms that Dopey the dwarf reproduced
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and his son crushes on the daughter of the evil queen
Bah Humbug
I was really surprised that I liked it as much as I did when I watched them. I went on a Disney Channel Original Movie binge a few months ago and they're all both really great and really...... questionable.
Phastivus
Alternatively think about them way too hard and rp from them specifically to point out how fucked up it all is
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...I kid, enjoy them however you want, obviously
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LISTEN
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if I don't come out of this with a muse everyone gets to be surprised
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Maidstrong
wh
Maidstrong
what
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Maidstrong
dopey what
Phastivus
Dopey fucked
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Dopey has a child
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Descendants is "X Fucked: the series"
Maidstrong
do we know the mother
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of course not
Phastivus
Dopey and the Evil Queen are the only Snow White characters to have canonly had kids
Phastivus
...not with each other
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probably
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I mean snow white probably has a kid
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they mention happy has a kid in one of the movies i think???
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but like that one scans much more
Phastivus
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wefeelmerry
descendants is where it's canon that madam mim fucks
lily!
"Chad Charming" excuse me
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if you get beyond the movie canon you get a bunch of really cursed ones
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shoutout to ginny gothel
Maidstrong
the fairy godmother fucks
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the other dwarves have had kids too, some of them are mentioned in the books or off-hand mentions
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I'm also pretty sure there's a moment in a book where the dwarves agree to hand over anything they mine to the kingdom, which
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hm
meer-y xmas
the united states of auradon was a mistake
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it's ok, ben is gonna fix it
Maidstrong
is ben a good bean
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he's a pretty good bean
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in that he's the only one that wants to give the kids a chance
Maidstrong
ah yes then he's a good bean
Lightning Bolt
god I remember the yelling about it in Foolish Mortals chat
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when I first heard the premise I assumed it was gonna be mostly goofy high school clique stuff where they were already all going to the same school
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not MAGIC SEGREGATION ISLAND
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