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Should you fight or ship with my characters? Because why not slam both of these memes drifting over my timeline into one.
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Kairi: If you can take her down quick, go ahead and fight her. But if you can't take her out before she goes off, or withstand enough absolutely brutal attacks to wear her out, don't even try it. She epitomizes the glass cannon style of fighting, and if she gets you on the back foot it's gonna hurt.
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Also her boyfriends will fucking end you if you touch her.
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Shipping's all good though! She's a good choice, soft and sweet and stubborn. Might cause a few heart attacks when she gets reckless with her own safety though.
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The Knight: Do not fight them. Do not even try. They are two feet of pure asskicking and if you somehow manage to kill them they'll just come back due to being made out of pure Void.
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And that's before they turn into a titanic eldritch abomination.
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She got there, Sensei! It just took getting fridged!
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It's where hack writers put women.
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But yes. Shipping the Knight is... a trick, but hey, they're curious and willing to try anything once. And they love hugs.
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Embrace the Void
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https://imgs.plurk.com/Qyf/uLx/4nCnlyySBZW4iqCbsVXIqgfycnI_lg.png
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Summer: Are you an ancient, immortal witch who's probably the most powerful force on the planet? No? Don't.
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She's deadly up close and personal, and arguably worse from a distance. You will end up full of knives.
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As for shipping with her, well, it's working out in Erku, sort of. She doesn't really feel romantic for anyone she's met there but honestly that's for the best.
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Irisviel: Please don't fight her. Just... why would you do this? Why?
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Answer: Because you're fucking Kirei Kotomine
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She ships pretty easily though. Preferably with gloomy broodfaces or serious knightly types.
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