ಠ_ಠ
@anonymous
偷偷說
Tue, Nov 10, 2020 2:04 PM
鵝今天靠火龍果大了四次大便喔！
pizza9724
Tue, Nov 10, 2020 2:07 PM
棒棒
cola5993
說
Tue, Nov 10, 2020 2:08 PM
鵝曾經靠subway拉了七八次
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 10, 2020 2:08 PM
鵝附近的subway整修了！
cola5993
說
Tue, Nov 10, 2020 2:09 PM
那就騎去別間 (不
jaguar6815
Tue, Nov 10, 2020 2:14 PM
我靠牛奶準時大便
queen6201
Tue, Nov 10, 2020 2:17 PM
我便祕殺了你
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 10, 2020 2:19 PM
queen6201: 用手摳出來啊
小小肛門怎麼會是靈巧五指的對手
hotdog1669
Tue, Nov 10, 2020 2:22 PM
還有一個大絕招啊！早餐店奶茶！
cola5993
說
Tue, Nov 10, 2020 2:23 PM
鵝靠優酪乳好好大便！
bee4292
Tue, Nov 10, 2020 2:30 PM
鵝靠外面冷飲店的冰塊！
便秘的時候叫多多綠半冰拉得多順
clam9406
Tue, Nov 10, 2020 2:53 PM
鵝今天ㄧ去圖書館就去廁所繳稅啦
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 10, 2020 2:54 PM
鵝也是
鵝還因為乾了一杯四季春所以頻尿
celery2760
Tue, Nov 10, 2020 3:08 PM
寶雅
clam9406
Tue, Nov 10, 2020 4:26 PM
ಠ_ಠ: 鵝也是喝了一大杯紅茶，覺得膀胱各種爆炸
coral4659
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 3:40 AM
這噗是發生ㄌ什麼事 好好笑
pepper3902
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 3:42 AM
鵝剛剛屎多到滿出馬桶那個水平線！
cola5993
說
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 3:47 AM
pepper3902: 尼的大腸跟小腸一樣長嗎?
pepper3902
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 3:52 AM
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 3:53 AM
cola5993: 累積了兩天，你敢信
cola5993
說
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 3:53 AM
pepper3902: 沒大便來喝奶茶啦！
pepper3902
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 3:55 AM
cola5993: 每天都喝，但還是沒出來啦
nut5608
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 3:57 AM
早餐店大冰奶！
pepper3902
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 3:58 AM
nut5608: 它不是萬靈丹啦
ಠ_ಠ
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 3:59 AM
火龍果啦火龍果！！！
ಠ_ಠ
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 3:59 AM
不然就花茶大師的玫瑰香妃茶！！
讓我屁屁尿水！！！
cola5993
說
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 3:59 AM
pepper3902: 優酪乳也可以44看
pepper3902
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 4:00 AM
我每天吃優格但還是沒有啦！
優酪乳跟優格有親戚關係吧？
pepper3902
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 4:01 AM
ಠ_ಠ: 除了肛門紅紅的跟像姨媽來了之外，還是一樣兩三天才一次啦
ಠ_ಠ
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 4:01 AM
那就更要花茶大師
cola5993
說
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 4:02 AM
效果不一樣喔！可以44看優酪乳加牛奶或奶茶！
pepper3902
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 4:02 AM
不喜歡玫瑰味道啦！
pepper3902
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 4:02 AM
cola5993: 我等下就去買爆！
ಠ_ಠ
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 4:03 AM
柚子ㄋ
cola5993
說
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 4:03 AM
無糖原味都可以！早上不要喝太少大概要一杯！
ಠ_ಠ
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 4:03 AM
多運動ㄋ
ಠ_ಠ
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 4:04 AM
鵝們都要好好大便
cola5993
說
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 4:05 AM
大！每天大大！
cola5993
說
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 4:09 AM
pepper3902: 阿對了早上可以先喝！讓他先進去腸腸
pepper3902
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 4:16 AM
cola5993: 感謝教學，為了報恩，下次大鵝一臉！
pepper3902
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 4:17 AM
ಠ_ಠ: 鵝下班都玩健身環
virgo5150
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 4:27 AM
鵝只要牛奶就可以大便了
pepper3902
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 4:28 AM
virgo5150: 叛徒！
cola5993
說
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 4:52 AM
pepper3902: 噴射！
pepper3902
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 4:54 AM
cola5993: 噗噗口此！！
ಠ_ಠ
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 4:55 AM
pepper3902
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 4:56 AM
鵝主自己打亂隊形
ಠ_ಠ
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 4:57 AM
鵝主想噴射結果射到自己啊
pepper3902
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 4:58 AM
鵝主蔬菜汁香嗎！
ಠ_ಠ
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 4:59 AM
是無糖的
pepper3902
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 5:02 AM
人無飲何以過日數，飲無糖何以吞下腹
ಠ_ಠ
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 5:03 AM
鵝主中午還有喝香蕉奶昔
擠滿鮮奶油
pepper3902
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 5:03 AM
羨！慕！
cola5993
說
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 5:07 AM
pepper3902: 好詩！
pepper3902
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 5:14 AM
cola5993: 就要打進你心聲
cola5993
說
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 9:05 AM
pepper3902: 每天拉屎須盡歡，莫使馬桶空對月！
pepper3902
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 9:09 AM
cola5993: 對菊啦
otter1150
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 9:10 AM
鵝的腸胃健康沒問題但是鵝的同事只要有咖啡就會順暢無比
pepper3902
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 9:15 AM
嫉妒！
ಠ_ಠ
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 9:16 AM
鵝今天，吃雞塊
pepper3902
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 11:49 AM
鵝今天吃雞塊跟蘿蔔糕！
pepper3902
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 11:50 AM
自己炸的超好吃！
cola5993
說
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 11:52 AM
pepper3902: 要吃菜！
pepper3902
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 1:57 PM
有喔！涼拌小黃瓜、涼拌木耳、，涼拌苦瓜！
pepper3902
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 1:58 PM
我剛剛喝第二杯奶茶，拉肚子了！
cola5993
說
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 2:04 PM
pepper3902: 有沒有噴射！？
pepper3902
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 5:14 PM
Wed, Nov 11, 2020 5:14 PM
鵝在馬桶蓋上描繪星空！
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