Poll: Are horses friends?

to us, or to each other?

to us

Depends on the horse, but overall I would say I trust a donkey before I trust a horse

as a species, no. individually, yes

at least donkeys look like little bastards, so you can trust them to be untrustworthy, but a horse pretends to be graceful before it kicks you in the dick

Yes, but keep knives away.

Donkeys have “fuck around and find out” energy

Now, the horses that are the size of megafauna

Those are friends

Horses are giant fucking cowards that are scared of everything and the moment they break a leg it's over they're great critters

I miss being around them quite a lot and my coworker keeps horses and I'm honestly trying to reach the friendship level required to just go meet her horses and pet them

i saw a gif once of a giraffe reaching out and plucking a carrot out of a guy's hand

No. They fuck people up and end up in the trauma bay.

The bigger they are, the more Friend they are

The tinier, the greater terror

Nippy little fuckers

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