Princess: I’m here to confront you and bring you to justice for what you did to my teammate
Temperance: hang on let me feed my cats

Murr appears on cue

he knew

First boggled by what is probably pet play but then now baffled by sandwiches

Clearly the proper revenge is to make Temperance's cats adore princess.

IT WOULD WORK TOO CATS DON’T ACTUALLY LIKE SHYLOCK

And animals love Riddle

1/4 oh my god

Was that intentional or did you put it all in the one comment

there were three more.

I’d apologize to Patience again but honestly he was probably more prepared for lemon drop to be terrifying and threatening than he was for, cats

*PRINCESS

I’VE CAUGHT MYSELF ALMOST DOING THAT SO MANY TIMES

There were so many words

So many

Does he just talk people into giving up because that feels real

that’s basically what talking to any west but Chloe is like.

Princess was fully prepared to have a magic throw down with possibly weapons and instead it's petplay, the possibility that Shylock cannot make a sandwich, and cats