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This is it. I've finally run out of DVDs. 4 months and 106 movies later, it all comes down to this.

And whatever you think it is, you are probably wrong.
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ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
My friend sent me this for my birthday a few weeks back. I am not fully sure why, and it kind of looks like it's his personal copy (it came amongst other gifts, he didn't just send me one of his DVDs and called it a day)
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Literally the only thing I know about this movie is that line about snakes and plans
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
planes*
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
and it's infinitely better tv edit
Snakes on a Plane - The TV Edit - The famous line
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
now, I am also relatively certain that that's all you need to know about this movie
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so this will be interesting
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
the movie that exists just because samuel l jackson was like Fuck It I Want To Do Something Stupid And Make Bank On It
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
and he did
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he absolutely did
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
the dvd is playing me a snippet of this cobra starship song (I see what you did there, movie) for the movie, and boy cobra starship, not one of your better ones
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
there is so much going on with the dvd menu, jesus chris
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t
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
"how do you want to do the dvd menu?"
"yes"
"but"
"YES"
"ok"
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
excuse me I see neither snakes nor planes, movie
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
don't show me surfing in this movie about snakes on planes
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
fuck, the juliana margolis (sp) is leaving to be a lawyer, good wife prequel confirmed
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
i'm 15 minutes on and so far I have learned "this movie has 0 budget, or if it did it was spent on juliana and sam" and "this white guy has never acted before in his life"
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
this is also the emptiest plane i've ever seen in my life
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
and that's including everyone being forced into coach, that's hilarious
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
they really are going to make me sit through the whole plane safety speech
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
this movie is
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
definitely a movie that got made
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
bless you honeymoon guy, for calling out how fucking empty this flight is
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
anyone putting their nasty bare feet on a floor of a plane deserves to get their foot bitten
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
also these snakes are insanely attracted to sexy bits
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
ok now it's just being gross but shock value
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
these people saying poisonous instead of venomous is bothering me more than it should
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
also god this closeted gay character is all kinds of offensive
chris 🌦️
my favorite part of this movie is when the fight attendant kills a snake by putting it in the microwave and pushing the "SNAKE" button
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
that was a movie
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
that exists
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
lmao yes
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
and he yells something like "how do you like it?"
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
I am finally free
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
from that giant stack of unwatched DVDs
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
(I still have some unopened TV series dvds, but I need to take a break)
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
I'm glad I finally forced myself to watch them all, it was fun
go rimbaud
i saw this movie in theaters
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
my gut is to say "I'm sorry" to that
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
and yet I don't actually know if that's the right way to respond
go rimbaud
i remember the prerelease hype, and how they did reshoots to make it more stupid to match everyone's excitement
go rimbaud
it was definitely the movie of a moment
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I remember hearing about that
go rimbaud
i don't know if i've seen it since though
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
like I could tell it came out in 2006 before I checked the date on imdb
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just... the aesthetics, the red bull product placement, the PSP and PS2 product placement (i'm guessing Sony produced the movie), and the fact they had a conversation about "how can we possibly show this snake guy what these snakes look like?"
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
"you're describing the snake poorly"
"well what the hell do you want me to do?"
"hey why don't we send him a picture of the snake?"
"how the hell are we going to do that?"
"we need a digital camera and a computer!"
"or we can just use this. it's both"
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
I don't know why my first message didn't send, but "it's definitely a product of its time"
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