husband: /peeks at me as I’m waking up
husband: can you go to cvs this morning
me: what did you do /wide awake/

he does not need first aid supplies

he’s discovered he might need readers

we’re officially old

ha ha old

oh thank goodness. that's always a terrifying way to wake up

what did you DO?!

we are two disaster humans it’s a good question

one time he did legit wake me up because of a bagel knife incident and he needed a hand with the bandaging

I'm just as bad so I have no grounds to criticize this

my wife has done this to me a few times :|

I've done this to my husband.

There's this one knife that is "do not let Elly touch this knife on danger of a potential ER visit."