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... does Steven Universe have Christmas?


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and would Lapis know what that is?

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(Questions I ask myself)

Mica
On one hand, nothing about Steven indicates that he has a religious background at all, let alone one that would celebrate christmas

Mica
on the other hand, he's definitely American, and christmas is also a very secular celebration

Mica
on the mutant third hand, Greg is the opposite of materialistic, like some kind of modern day rock-monk

Mica
so he's unlikely to have done the whole tree-presents-ect thing growing up

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The only holiday they even come close to celebrating, beyond the weird new years thing, was the weird kinda thanksgiving episode they had

Mica
but on the quadrupedal fourth hand...

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lol mica

Mica
It's very very hard to imagine Steven has seen even one christmas display, whether in a store or on someone's house

Mica
and not gone "wow what's this about"

Mica
and then immediately become The Christmas Guy in the same way he's enthusiastic about many domestic things and also Weddings

Mica
See also: how cute would Pearl be about decorations and wearing a cute sweater

Mica
in conclusion

Mica
Steven Universe not only has Christmas, he has the most Christmas possible

𝚐𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚘𝚢 ☀️
i was about to come in here like "yeah probably" but mica

Mica
don't befriend me if you don't want me fouling up your plurks

Mica
y'all been told

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hahahahaha

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Still. I don't think it'd be a thing Lapis would be aware of, is my main wondering.

Mica
Steven would probably try to tell her, or else Peri would come across some kind of Camp Lonely Hearts Christmas Special

Mica
and they would interpret the entire situation wrongly, as they do

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Of course

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(also Camp Pining Hearts)

Mica
don't you expose me for the fake geek girl that i am

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heheheheh