[woolie vs 13 sentinels] give woolie a tactical screen and his brain shuts down

I can kill 60 guys over here or 100 guys over there

I think the best move is to do neither and walk randomly towards the terminal, then turn around and kill 10 guys

is that an incoming enemy beam? I'd better dodge it, by moving directly into it

just says out loud that he'd better get out of the beam then moves in a perfect zigzag down every street that is in the beam's path

the Prometheus school of dodging

"Did we just leave Midgar?" bro you just left the first mako reactor

Woolie confusing Shiba and Amiguchi.... tbh i did the same thing early on

Story-wise he’s doing way better than I was at that point

he's doing well

which is to say he's wrong about almost everything instead of literally everything

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