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have. has anyone else watched keijo
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i just watched an anime girl call her secret move "The gates of Buttylon" and i'm dying
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is that the show about the made up sport that has girls using their asses for sumo
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this show is wild
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YEAH
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IT'S SO
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WILD
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IT'S LIKE,,,, GOOD????
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....... what?
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no hold on, what
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BECAUSE THEY TAKE IT SERIOUSLY AND NOT SERIOUSLY???
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THEY TREAT IT LIKE A REAL ASS SPORTS ANIME AND THEY ARE LEGIT COMPETING AND FIGHTING HARD
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but it's about butts???
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BUT THEY CAN ONLY USE THEIR BUTTS AND BOOBS TO FIGHT
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YEAH
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LMFAO
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it's mostly about butts, there are athletes with very little titty
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wh
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IT'S
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SHE LITERALLY
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where can I watch this
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JUST LIKE GILGAMESH FROM FATE
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is it on crunchy
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I need to experience this
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HAD A WALL OF BUTTS COMING OUT OF GOLDEN PORTALS BEHIND HER
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sᴡᴀᴍᴘᴄᴀᴛ ғᴇᴠᴇʀ
it's on crunchy- yes
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how far are you in
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i guess once my bath is over this is my night
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it gets much more SPorts Anime
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IT'S FUNIMATION
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oh yeah it's uh REALLY sports anime
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we're on ep 10 at least
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KEIJO IS SO FUCKING GOOD
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it's legitimately a sport anime
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i see
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but it's hysterical
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one girl judo flips another girl over her shoulder using her glowing nipple
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but they're just so earnest
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they're fighting so hard for this and all they want is to be Rich and Strong
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this one is my big fave https://images.plurk.com/1FYVUZ5cWMrYBqVtDkDPKD.png
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THEIR SECRET TECHNIQUES ARE SO WILD
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omg
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also space dandy's voice is in this dub
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one of the chairmen? one of the very few dudes
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the greatest thing about this anime is there's like no dudes
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and the dudes have nothing to say about this, all they do is gamble
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this is very much about Girls Competitive Sports and also, there's somelesbians
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iirc it's v sports anime too int he way of like
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if you do this move again all of your hips could break or something ???
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YES
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FORBIDDEN ASSBLAST TECHNIQUE...BAD FOR HIP
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the Vacuum Butt Missile or whatever
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YEAHFADSJKFH
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could break your hips
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also
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the way that the Gate of Buttylon is made
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too much pressure on your body...because your ass bends time and space
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was by having them all line up with their asses up and letting Aoba clap their asses
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because Aoba's hand can scan people's techniques
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so she stole their butt techniques because her friends lined up to let her pat their asses
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hey guys it turns out anime is good
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please
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PLEASE
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SHE CALLED IT
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HER ARSE-ENAL
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THIS ENTIRE ANIME IS FUCKING ASS PUNS
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have you seen haven't you heard? i'm sakamoto
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not as sportsy and no ass really but you may enjoy it also, is short as well
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sakamoto is the best fucking anime
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similar feeling in the serious comedic- oh good
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sakamoto in keijo tournaments, go
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"You get it now? All I have to do is touch someone's behind with my right hand and I have access to all their butt techniques!"
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I also keep meaning to watch that one
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is it also on crunchy
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it was last i checked
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https://images.plurk.com/7op8SPUOmSlvls52Y9VsJ7.jpg "I can put them in my ARSE-ENAL"
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her opponent's reaction is to twist her nipples into drills, by the way.
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and by the way NONE OF THIS IS TREATED ASA IF IT'S SEXY OR HORNY
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THESE ARE ALL TREATED AS IF THEY ARE LEGITIMATE SPORTS TECHNIQUES
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OH, they can also use their arms to pinch things with their breasts or touch their own boobs or breasts, but they aren't allowed to touch each OTHER's
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this has felt like i've been losing my absolute mind this whole time
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"BOOB DUNK" just got yelled out of my tv
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WHAT THE HELL
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AOBA TRIES SO HARD
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WHY DOES SHE KEEP BEING FORCED TO LOSE!!!
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GOD EVERYONE WAS SO JUDGEY ABOUT THIS SHOW WHEN IT CAME OUT BC THEY TOOK IT SO SERIOUSLY AND LIKE "OH MEN DON'T UNDERSTAND BOOBS AND BUTTS AGAIN" AND I WAS LIKE
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YOU.... YOU REALIZE THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT??? IT'S AN OVER THE TOP JOKE
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IT LIKE... SUPER ISN'T ABOUT MEN EITHER
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THERE'S A GATE OF BOOTYLON JOKE IN THE MANGA (this was me before the anime got to that part)
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RIGHT LIKE
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it's very much a joke
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anyway thank you for reminding me that i still need to watch it
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and it's frankly a hysterical one?
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i love this kind of stupid ass (heh) stuff
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idk it's actually just really fucking fun to see a bunch of girls be unabashedly sporty AND unabashedly obsessed with getting rich
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also everyone i knew who liked keijo was uh
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usually a lesbian or some kind of wlw
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so
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RIGHT LIKE
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you know
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i watched a few episdoes and NEED to write more
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write??? watch
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that and it's good to see a fanservice anime where the cast are adults, so,
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honestly this anime seems like it's way more for wlw/people who actually love women
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these aren't like
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demure girls who are kissing men's ass
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YEAH IT'S REALLY NICE
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these are whole ass college students AND experiencing like. Normal Adult Friendship shit?
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yeah like. i'm not sure.... people get what japanese male otaku are actually into?????
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idk i think people forget there's a lot of new friendship experiences to receive when you become an adult and that New Fresh Community feeling isn't like, restricted to high school
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i mean i'm sure dudes are horny for keijo too but like
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it's so clearly a joke
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right
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and the people that are horny for keijo i feel like..
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n't horny for the same reasons most folks would be into a horny anime
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ye
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these girls are super autonomous and none of their like.... they receive no validation from men at all
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AT ALL
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the male characters are not at all there for that reason
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they're literally the side characters and not important
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whereas like Otaku Appeal is all about winning the approval/need of a woman that is made into a possession, honestly?
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I'M
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or like. infantalizing women while also still being weird about it like
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idk
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new game or something
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THIS GIRL JUST SLAPPED HER ASS AND A CARD CAME OUT OF HER BUTTCRACK
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THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT HORNY OTAKU SHIT LMFAO
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(not to dump on new game bc i'm sure it's good but it's moe and there's a girl who walks around the work office with her pants off so)
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idk this anime just has fuckin nothing to do with men at all and i love it
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("lynsey you like lovelive--" YEAH I KNOW I LIVE IN A GLASS HOUSE OK though wlw also make up a huge portion of lovelive fans)
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yeah and like. EVERYONE KNOWS that i'm super not against women infantilizing themselves and would argue a lot of things that Twitter considers women infantilizing themselves are just women liking things they weren't previously allowed to
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BUT
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ye
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there's something more sinister about it when it comes from the male gaze perception
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bc a woman infantilizing herself is about her autonomy! a man infantilizing her against her will/character is about removing that autonomy
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a girl can still be very childish and like, choose to be doing that for herself and that will be autonomous
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int he otaku fantasy, it's usually about making a girl rely on him in a way he can't actually win in real life
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and about making them idolize him in a very dependent way
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these women definitely... do not need no man
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they just wanna be RICH AND STRONG
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and you know what i bet there's a bunch of women who'd think it'd be killer if they could crush a man's head with their tit techniques
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fucking
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the announcer is the same ass funimation voice actor that always does announcers
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oh god is it kyle hebert
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i know he did all the dbz announcer/narrator stuff
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I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S HIM??? IT SOUNDS LIKE HIM
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BUTTACK ON TITAN
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SHE REALLY FUCKIN JUST SAID BUTTACK ON TITAN
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also
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this anime doesn't have a LOT of fat characters, but they let their characters be F A T and they FDSUIGH
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SHE JUST S
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QUICKDRAW BAZONGAS
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but they neither make fun of the characters for being fat nor do they make the fat characters like, bad at the sport
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there are fat Prize Queens, too
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it's implied that one of the prize queens only got fat bc she broke her hip from doing the Vacuum Butt, but that queen is still a ~fearsome competitor~ who is widely respected and teaches at the school
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VACUUM BUTT CANNON that's what it is
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yo what is up with every Maya being horribly mistreated as a child
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rackupressure
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twin peaks roaring bullet
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THE POWER OF KAWAI'S TITS MADE KAMINASHI STRONGER
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FISDHFGSDHG
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KAMINASHI CAN NOW USE 100% OF HER FULL POWER
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oh kiss my ass
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SHORYUCANS
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NOZOMI KAMINASHI'S NIPPLE CHANGED HISTORY
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i love these fucking queers
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i love that this straight up is treated Just Like a Sports Anime
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down to adoring the sport
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ADOPTIVE MOM???
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or no?????? is she her birth mom??? that's really fuckin unclear
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i think this woman adopted one of her players though
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THESE TEACHERS ARE LESBIANS TOO I'LL HEAR NOTHING ELSE
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the rival teacher scall each other by their first names
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so i'm on episode six of this
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and i love it
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thank you so much for this
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i love ... buttfights
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ISN'T IT GRAND
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ITS REALLY FUN
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and yeah there's been literally no men since episode one
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also like... despite all being very cute girls who are fighting with their butts, they're in practical swimsuits and their uniform skirts are almost at their knees
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YUP
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they're really cute but like. if this show wanted to openly objectify them it would be doing it, and it's not
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and they're all ADULTS
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it's really refreshing
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ALSO YES THAT
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yeah! like it's about the sport
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the sport just happens to be fuhuhUUUCKING STUPID LMAO
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and also all already pros in a different sport, as far as I can tell
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i love it
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yup!
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almost all of them
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it really is just a sports anime that happens to be about a really stupid sport
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i adore it
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they're all at least trained athletes, they literally cannot keijo otherwise
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YEAH
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and they take it so SERIOUSLY
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I KNOW
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LIKE i love when either things aren't taken seriously at all or things are taken SO seriously it's funny
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YEAH
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like. it works here because in universe of course they'd treat it like any other serious sport
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and also, physically, it IS such a demanding thing
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YEAH
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if they didn't take it seriously in universe it wouldn't be funny
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and it's hysterical that like. the size of breast or butt has an influence on how they have to fight but not on if they're capable of being a good athlete
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yeah
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also i notice all their like... non uniform clothes are so normal
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like. nozomi is in a t shirt and board shorts
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they're just normal goddamn women doing a sport
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also like how the fat and muscular characters are drawn as fat or muscular
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i mean obviously they are ALL muscular but the ones with much more powerful physiques, you get what i mean
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ujibe-sensei is my new mom thank u
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also it's never like... a joke or a punchline except when the joke is 'they underestimated ujibe-sensei for like two seconds until she destroyed them'
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YEAH
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YEAH
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there's also a fat rival later on who's A DIFFERENT SHAPE THAN UJIBE
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yeah and like. the one thing you could claim is that like, it's implied ujibe only got fat cos she broke her hip doing the vacuum butt cannon
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but she's also still an incredible athlete despite it and doesn't have any desire to change bc she's got no need
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there's no sense that the fat girls need to be skinnier to be better athletes, there's just a lot of skinnier girls
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i also love that all these binches care about is MONEY and POWER and KEIJO
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YEAH
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like i don't get the sense that the joke is 'her being fat is a punishment for her hubris' or w/e it's just
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yeah!! it's just that she gained weight bc she wasn't able to move her body in the same way
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her life shifted at that point and her body changed because bodies change
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YEAH
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and she overcome it without the goal being 'become skinny'
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and like clearly she makes it work for her, if anything she probably learned a lot of new techniques
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to account for her different body weight and balance
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YEAH!!
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and speaking of men, they really don't do this For The Boys. And even when there's one character later on who does start asking about boys, it ends up being elaborated that she's just looking for a FORBIDDEN relationship and happens to prefer male options for that
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i hate that i love this so much
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and it's like. it's not a problem, it never becomes a problem
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i wanna make...a keijo player oc....
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RIGHT
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surprise, butt sumo is good
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shirayuki also good....
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big mom energy
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i love how all the teachers are just everyone's moms
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RIGHT. it's very cute
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I'm so fucking glad Keijo it's getting it's dues
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IT'S WELL DESERVED
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it's such a parody of Every Sports Anime Trope Ever
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