Eyebot
...it's 4am and I'm on Etsy and I've just seen these two masks available for £635 (~$820) each and they're billed as 'realistic' wolf and cat masks. I'm laughing so much. 
Eyebot
And don't get me wrong... I'm not going to, uh... mock people's art. But.
Eyebot
Six hundred pounds
Eyebot
omg there's a lynx
omg there's a lynx
Eyebot
And it looks how I feel
Sun Pumpkin
If by realistic they mean ‘slightly less cartoony’
Eyebot
This one is a 'hyper realistic fox mask'
This one is a 'hyper realistic fox mask'
Eyebot
I just. It's the combination of the uncanny valley thing, the general design and the RIDICULOUS price
Eyebot
I've seen realistic fursuit heads, this ain't it chief
Eyebot
I mean... if I look for a realistic mask... it'll be something like this 
Eyebot
Not ... that. It looks like bad taxidermy.
Nika
those are fucking hilarious
Nika
the first one looks like one of those hyenas from Lion King, I love it
Nika
(I don't love it £635 much though)
Eyebot
LMFAO I don't think I £635 love anything
Eyebot
To be honest, I don't think THEY could pay ME £635 to have that in my house.
Nika
I £635 love my laptop but not much else XD
Nika
rotfl, I would totally take that weird hyena thing if they were giving them out for free
Eyebot
It's supposed to be a wolf, but it looks like a drunk wolf, who is letching at and flirting with underage girls with fake IDs at nightclubs
Nika
YUP
Sun Pumpkin
If I actually saw a real wolf that looked like that, it would genuinely terrify so much more than a real normal wolf
Eyebot
Seriously, man. It's absolutely horrific.
Eyebot
I mean, if it was called 'creepy horror wolf mask' I'd be cool with it.
Eyebot
But calling it 'realistic' is just
Eyebot
hilarious
Sun Pumpkin
Am I dead? Is this hell? Would be legitimate questions
Eyebot
Ditto the cat. The cat looks like it should be Donald Trump's fursona
Sun Pumpkin
The fox face looks like the face is too small, like one of those punched face distortions
Sun Pumpkin
Pinched!
Eyebot
It reminds me of this bad taxidermy XD
It reminds me of this bad taxidermy XD
Nika
oh my god that's so terrible XD
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