LiberBEARian
[murder houses] https://images.plurk.com/3mLht0YVU05eN3UGpKxum4.png morning everyone! here's a 9 bedroom half-apartment, half antique mansion going for 200,000 in upstate Vermont!
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Already I'm home.
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https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/ywd/7eawTd9mzWKhAluHdrJvcJBjXxn_lg.jpg hello there buddy bear
Billie Sue 🌻
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/owl/xloXGwuRjeLnUMSR7CHisgCqhnQ_lg.jpg
LiberBEARian
https://images.plurk.com/6hzNnJB6WJcThBq0mQm6WN.png aw yeah I can already tell this is gonna be amazing.
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Billie Sue 🌻 : no lie that's what I thought too
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Sidenote, love the porch detailing
Teeff
I was gonna say holy shit it's the pink palace
LiberBEARian
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/BKK/241AocyWyIl8DqIOsSc2wEE4Qvg_lg.jpg you know it's gonna be a good sign when the house is so full, you have to keep the books on the staircase and cut the space in half
LiberBEARian
A+ spooky ghost picture sisters
LiberBEARian
https://images.plurk.com/2UOTAjTexJYNH8ZWqqk4IJ.png https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/3Lj/gQlsSrqQyHuL33Sh8UQr0zlOhZ8_lg.jpg https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/9Q9/MFqDK4nFKkUuRF7EJYYedgrBm3f_lg.jpg quick name all the cursed objects you see
LiberBEARian
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/ojA/NycV0vRwN3eUpPDqxgDihKXbARr_lg.jpg it's like a Where's Waldo of tchotchkes.
Billie Sue 🌻
oh god it's ALL deeply cursed
LiberBEARian
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/tcW/j2zi828XswkydRMIA4oxbfs1zXP_lg.jpg where is house. i see only pictures and antique porcelain dolls
Billie Sue 🌻
most cursed thing is the little girl getting attacked by geese tho
LiberBEARian
nice built-in though
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haha
LiberBEARian
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/43r/FyseLLUmHIqQJVgsG1HvT9gTZk0_lg.jpg how dusty do you think those pots are after so much time
for a price
it's a beautiful day in the murder house and you are a horrible goose
LiberBEARian
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/IIZ/4cnRpLLTo73hLCF204jLFSQh8Yq_lg.jpg where does one room end and other begin
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hahahaha
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https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/1WF/olNWSGr5jxrE3Cqjqu6oxIhWk94_lg.jpg I'm usually a sucker for stained glass but nope
Billie Sue 🌻
actually I change my answer the most cursed thing is a general thing
Billie Sue 🌻
which is how all the pictures/mirrors/etc are hung up on the wall
LiberBEARian
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/Y4F/BkxkcFfuLSsRzS2EFFWCjEvaGcl_lg.jpg I feel like that smiling cupid child is pretty cursed. THe mirror is cursed but only with bad taste
Billie Sue 🌻
a bunch of them are VERY crooked and some are up close to each other with no space
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oh no I can't unsee it now thank you
Billie Sue 🌻
LIKE YEAH LOOK AT THAT MUSHROOM ONE
LiberBEARian
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/KoR/PrerzIiOr8Q5kSAUqNqjI5DpCQT_lg.jpg I appreciate the Stranger Things lighting job
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https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/8Pf/yN9LvILiQUwukzcCkedHG8xSyIh_lg.jpg N E C K L A C E
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https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/oLH/IQw7HZFTZzr8b5wFiXzlDtJHHxt_lg.jpg oh no you're rihgt about the photos
LiberBEARian
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/PDW/Ws33HF7Mu53L1Sgn2OSRI56dDI1_lg.jpg literally nightmares
Billie Sue 🌻
in the necklace one is that
Billie Sue 🌻
is that a wooden shoe just
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nailed to the wall???
LiberBEARian
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/9XE/jvSGY2Vzi19YKRMPvJJa3qhDheN_lg.jpg see if Voldemort hid a horcrux here, you never would have defeated him
Billie Sue 🌻
/squints
LiberBEARian
yes
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probably?
Billie Sue 🌻
that picture's blurry because something attacked the photographer at that exact moment
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haha
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https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/4og/jxCxtFfQrQMf1toYIEfTN7dByBz_lg.jpg pins
Mad Larkin
violent flashbacks to my grandparents' house in Connecticut
Mad Larkin
where in Vermont is this?
Jaq
Dude I would block off the back of the house and turn the front of the house into a little witchy shop.
Billie Sue 🌻
it's a wormhole in vermont and when you walk through it, you're actually in Connecticut
Jaq
Me: [calls the agent] Does the stuff stay?
Agent: ...what?
Me: Does. The stuff. Stay.
Mad Larkin
according to Google, it's in Richford, which is right up against the Canadian border
Jaq
Cooling Features: None
Jaq
D:
Jaq
Heating Features: Oil
Jaq
...Excuse me?
Mad Larkin
there's probably a furnace in the basement
Mad Larkin
my parents had one before they switched to wood
Jaq
Apparently, I am told
Jaq
there'll be a tank in the back that has to get refilled like you would propane
Jaq
also the things leak all the time
Mad Larkin
yeah, and it's expensive
Jaq
you have to have regular inspections because you are one giant environmental hazard
Jaq
so what I'd do
Jaq
if all the antiques are staying
Jaq
is I'd mark everything down real cheap (except the pieces I decided to keep) and use the profits to fund a proper HVAC system and a heat pump, get rid of the oil system
Jaq
it's actually likely WHY they're selling the place, because it was a commercial property and they couldn't afford the ESA
LiberBEARian
Sorry I am back, owner of the other half of my own spooky murder house needed to get into the basement to do some repairs
Jaq
lol XD
LiberBEARian
It is indeed in Richford! Which incidentally is where my enormous bureau came from and I think is still a huge manufacturer of furniture
Jaq
though looking at other properties listed in the area, and seeing how they're staged (when they are) gives me the impression that this place might be straight up Honkeyville
LiberBEARian
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/Bc8/GLfsF9dAdBUdpyKVQAxVOEMyNpz_lg.jpg anyway so ends the photos here, we didn't even get to see upstairs sadly enough. probably because the realtor couldn't make it up the staircase
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Bonus fact; it's on 66 Main Street.
Mad Larkin
it's in Franklin County. It's absolutely Honkeyvillew
LiberBEARian
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/L4t/2d2zlT2aLfXzNypmLXCQsrzklMI_lg.jpg Meanwhile, STILL IN RICHFORD BTW
LiberBEARian
And weirdly for the same price as the previous house
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https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/hiI/LbVOorj0wEDK1fEgsaWg7VyuLB3_lg.jpg hello spooky barn
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https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/sHG/itEZ4yAo3Hgjm2friJNDKOCWCJY_lg.jpg those tiny legs do not look big enough to hold up that oil tank
LiberBEARian
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/CYZ/ZeBWRLiadwACZEgiU4hev2upLXp_lg.jpg THAT'S your road in? Good luck, mailman. Good luck, everyone living there for six months out of the year!
LiberBEARian
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/PKi/4owLgJutmdyS07tVAx0n6NOctG8_lg.jpg https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/aE4/Pz2LRPjmfDpqp7MQBgNgDbQOfrm_lg.jpg aw yeah someone actually cares for this place
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https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/Qsk/A3EU3jvQqTUfQNh2jBJ0SiZEF57_lg.jpg https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/ga6/u8194zXVnbJ4eZmMVl4EhMd28Cn_lg.jpg ....I mean, I can't even begin to guess at the previous owner of this kitchen. Jesus. Eerie.
LiberBEARian
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/wkS/YBjfsFYFqWJXFShxZe7GMlH8Doj_lg.jpg are my quaker ancestors alive all this time.
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https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/rU3/CasajNbmu7c8JlUeqaJpILyrdnf_lg.jpg at least there's cable!
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https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/inj/2zKeGH9rHVkVepaREtVPHL9uCFy_lg.jpg that wood-and-green is giving me vertigo
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https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/lBn/0sT7zoZnj94qZs8BHfOtZs9pPGH_lg.jpg blocky!
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https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/mj3/pE74ItXdCWfcCHcqMs8XLhXQje0_lg.jpg https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/S28/IGjXreDozHnBut8jTMtL5jRfVlc_lg.jpg despite everything, we have to have a hot tub.
LiberBEARian
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/v8G/ihxug74bF03e4s4Z2MtzPSj3b6c_lg.jpg this might be a decent vacation home or hunting cabin, tbh
LiberBEARian
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/N8M/vrXi4fgEHWntqACQUGRGdEFJGKc_lg.jpg mad appreciation for rural french canadians
LiberBEARian
but you have the handle on the wrong side
Jaq
Re: the pink house. The thing that troubled me is you never saw the FLOORS
LiberBEARian
NO YOU DIDN'T
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they're probably bowing under the weight of so much crap over the years
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and scuffed from visitors
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I have been to too many of them with my mom
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Each one had its own distinct musty smell
CricketMomJenn
That house makes me want to clean.....
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that house is like the basement of Ed and Lorraine Warren from the Conjuring
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No like...really, it is https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/LHf/YCQODszCXQiK5qh0gvboUTNdePE_lg.jpg
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everything looks deeply cursed
فك يو
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/mj3/pE74ItXdCWfcCHcqMs8XLhXQje0_lg.jpg I'M IN LOVE i'd feel like Heidi
فك يو
Jaq and no cooling systems is very very common up here 8( which sucks because we do get very hot and humid in the summer!
فك يو
but in my experience, unless your house was built or renovated within the last ten years (and sometimes not even then), you will not have AC
LiberBEARian
legit
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