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lvl60-70 dork knit questing begins!
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Spoopy sprootling: Appears!!!
Mykha: ....I found it, this one is Also Mine and I will defend them with my life
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"mykha you can't keep just going around collecting stray children"
"/angry bunny foot thumping intensifies and holds them tighter"
Un(t)sundered
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Sid being all "UGGGGGHHHH" every time
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THE PART WHERE I HAD TO SAY I'M NO LONGER A WARD OF HOUSE FORTEMPS UPSET ME
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LIKE???
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WOW RUDE MY FAMILY NOW THANKS
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don't you tell me my only options are no
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didn't older bro fortemps basically go "can has siblinghood?" at us tho
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Dang I love paladin but dork knit feels so smooth
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I MEAN HE MIGHT
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baby fortemps bro sounded a bit more thirsty when he also asked us to stay
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(haurchefant of course was like "can you stay forever except when you're adventuring because i love you")
a turtlephi
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still not recovered from that but yiiiii
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if anyone actually is recovered from it i will be very surprise
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if you go to house fortemps and talk to the npcs there they refer to you firmly as family
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and it was artoirel who made sure that everyone in house fortemps knows to welcome you as family
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SOME PEOPLE (who may or may not be dead inside) ACTUALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT THE UNICORN FAM
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like you have an option to be like 'family????' at firmien when he welcomes you as fam and he explains and I was like
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LIKE I KNOW PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HATED HAURCHEFANT and I was like "fine more unicorn husband for me thank you"
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o-oh ... Artoirel did?!
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I MEAN IT'S FINE I LIVE HERE NOW
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ishgard is my hometown, and you can't change my mind
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ngl the Vault didn't make me cry at first
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it was telling Edmont afterwards
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Crystarium is hometown part two
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that got me so hard holy shit
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Nah I was Super Distraught Immediately, to the point where I had to shut off the game
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that was phrased really bad LMAO
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only to find out my sub ran out and I had to STEW ON THAT FOR TWO WEEKS
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pfffft
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but yeah I was way too shocked at the time bc I was like 'well I'm a healer there're healers everywhere he's gonna survive that'
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dadmont ;;
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then the breaking voice, collapsing on his knees 'My son...'
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Q_________Q
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the writers have gotten very good at punching us in the feels so hard we're still bruised a couple expansions later
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I KNOW I KNOW these days I make a point to talk to unicorn dad whenever I see him because I miss home
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stop reminding me!
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but no for me/aira, ishgard is hime
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i refuse to remove my home point from foundation
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i only moved it to eulmore because fast travel to otherworld
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https://images.plurk.com/1kxwWJlFIppdD10GtVQU9k.png
also pls behold my spoopening bun
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v happy with my spoopy lvl60 glam
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i will Never
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fuck being efficient
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i love the pompom
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moogleweapons delight me because on the one hand they're MAXIMUM SPOOP
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on the other
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wHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WOOP
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moogling intensifies
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aira tries to achieve slutty goth status
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She looks so serious in cutscenes and then whips this thing out and I just imagine Sid making this FACE like???
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as someone who has used moogle weapons on their main job since level 50
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"am I a joke to you"
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but male clithing
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it never stops getting funnier
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(ok almost dkne with work)
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look I love sparkleweapons and moogle weapons don't always fit my theme
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i switched the moogle drk weapon for the yokai watch one but my nin weapons are always the moogle knives
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pull those suckers out on the last 5.0 trial like come at me kupo
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(also I am v proud of my relic weapons especially if I get them to MAXIMUM TWINKLING....except the blm weapons they have not sparked joy since the Lilith Zeta)
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though I do love my Bi Disaster Rod of Zapping
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oh man I started my dork knit journey in the WORST glam one sec Fray hated me, I'm sure
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i'm v interested in the current relic weapons, i think they're promising
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but they won't go kupo
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https://images.plurk.com/5ASYlA4FQAv2cKUuHE2s4Q.png
I'd roll up to the brume looking like this and whip out the yokai dork knit sword and Fray hated everything
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kweh kweh motherfukker
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I did all my sub-50 DRK quests in a wedding dress
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I won't lie once I broke my ring in-game so my buddy could marry someone else I just can't bring the bun to wear it?
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IT LOOKED SO CUTE ON MIKAPAWS WHEN SHE WAS A CATTE but on mykhabuns it's like "???????"
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that and her floof breaks the veil
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that feel when I was gonna do something else and yet here i am logging back in because what on earth is Sid up to now I must know
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