Man. I hate it when wing places lie about their spice level. I have a decent spice tolerance for someone as white as me and like almost always order medium-to-hot wings? The ones I got tonight were supposed to be “honey mustard barbecue.” Reader, they were in fact not.

Pray for my stomach and my butt.

I only managed to eat half of one and I was crying, sweating and hiccuping.

uggggh i hate that