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[CW: Politics] So the town I'm in is largely republican and every goddamn Trump sign I see I'm just suddenly filled with the urge to kick it, run it over, tear it out of the ground. Just generally destroy it in some say
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way *
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but now they have fucking flags and banners
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and I REALLY wanna take scissors to them.
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the flags and banners, not the people
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usually
Hyatt
don't do that
Hyatt
use fire instead
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yes, of course
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but full disclosure I'm Pyrophobic
HOCKEY SEASON
FIRE
HOCKEY SEASON
Fire is the solution
HOCKEY SEASON
We say Trump signs on the way to the grocery store and I was like “Burn mother fucker burn”
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they are starting to turn up all over town and I am going to fucking lose it at someone
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there's THREE on my street
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I also got this idea to make my own signs to stick in their yard that says things like 'I"m okay with the fact the President said this or did this"
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and it be a verifiable fact
DryadGurrl
"I'm perfectly fine being subservient to a man who actively wants my neighbors dead"
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yup
DryadGurrl
but then, I have zero chill right now
𝑆𝑎𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑚 ⚖️
"200,000 dead and counting! I love trump!"
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yup
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I'm perfectly oaky with being lied to about a deadly pandemic!
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"I <3 Facism"
DryadGurrl
"I don't care about brown people or poor people!"
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I know I didn't spell that right
DryadGurrl
"If they're going to die they'd better do it, and decrease the surplus population"
𝑆𝑎𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑚 ⚖️
"I hate minorities more than I like facts"
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"I got mine so F*ck you"
𝑆𝑎𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑚 ⚖️
"my brain is yuuuuuuuge"
zoki.
i feel this x.x i don't take walks in my neighborhood anymore because there are too many of them
𝑆𝑎𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑚 ⚖️
"big as trump's hands"
zoki.
(fortunately i live next to a park so i walk thee instead. no signs.)
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my son plays a drinking game at his job: take a shot for every Trump supporter you see
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(he has to wait until he gets home, no drinking on the job, but.)
𝑆𝑎𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑚 ⚖️
does your son have a death wish?
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I think he's off his rocker, yes.
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so far he hasn't actually played, to my knowledge
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"Mom, I'd die." "YOU SURE WOULD."
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"I'm voting for a man that wants to date his own daughter"
DryadGurrl
... I had totally forgotten about that
DryadGurrl
good lord what has this year done to me??
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"Trump has told over 20,000 lies since his time in office and I just don't care'
𝑆𝑎𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑚 ⚖️
"I love a president who golfs more than he works"
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"I'm okay with the fact our president gets hard over dictators'
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"I probably paid way more in taxes than our President and for some reason I don't find that appalling at all'
𝑆𝑎𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑚 ⚖️
"trump is my president but putin is my daddy"
Bah Humbug
"I want my preexisting conditions to price me out of health care"
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"It doesn't bother me that Trump won't disavow white supremacy without being pressured to do it"
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"Raking the Forest Floor seems like a perfectly normal way to prevent forest fires'
DryadGurrl
EVEN WHILE being pressured to do it
DryadGurrl
"I think the current Grand Wizard is a very nice person"
𝑆𝑎𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑚 ⚖️
"I'm proud of the proud boys"
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"Over 13 women have come forward with credible claims of sexual misconduct against our president and I'm still voting for him
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"
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"The Nazi's had some very fine people on their side'
Bah Humbug
"I'm okay with the president asking me to die for the benefit of the stock market."
Bah Humbug
Tbh the worst part is most of these... wouldn't even bother those assholes.
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"I'm fine with the fact Trump listens to Putin more than our own Intelligence agencies'
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'I think it's okay if eight people from my inner circle die of Covid-19'
Bah Humbug
"I think it's reasonable to retain control of the country while on powerful steroids with mind-altering side effects."
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"I'm okay with the government suppressing the vote as long as it's not MY vote'
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"I believe woman have no right to their own bodies"
Bah Humbug
"I'm okay with the president hating blue-collar workers like me."
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"We love our Superspreader-In-Chief."
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"I'm okay with the fact Trump disrespects veterans and current serving members of our military."
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"I think it's perfectly reasonable the president wanted to use heatrays against peaceful protestors'
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"I don't believe in socialized medicine even though that's exactly what the president gets"
Hyatt
"I see no problem with the past four years and in fact want more of it"
Bah Humbug
"Trying to rig an election is just good politics."
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