MEME: My characters in my profession... oh dear.

There would be so many dead bodies hidden in the storage building by now....

Please. Just for a second. Imagine Reid or Hotch having to work a hotel desk for an undercover thing

They would lose their shit

Reid would self-destruct. Hotch would appear to take to it well but hate people the whole time.

"AND BESIDES THAT, YOUR MOTHER IS -- "
"Reid hang up."

Reid: No, I can't check you in without an ID. No, I have to have a deposit. No, you can't get a refund. How long you sleep here is up to you, the fact that you were here for five hours doesn't change the fact that you had access to the room for twelve!

Hotch: /shows up at guest's door. "Get out."
"But I--"
"Get out."