Lord Nick
https://images.plurk.com/1rET6vun2LETdfAEsuI3Lw.jpg This is the grossest thing I've ever seen. Everyone knows gagh is best when served live.
PrincessBatty
That is a lunch without honor.
Vehrec
is it acceptable if we cryo-freeze your Gagh, so they come to life when defrosted?
Vehrec
admittedly, they'll probably be rapidly dying due to cheap cryogenics.
Lord Nick
That is no way for a warrior to dine.
Lord Nick
Only the freshest gagh will do.
Vehrec
You cannot expect us to put a gagh breeder on every starship!
Vehrec
the waste of space and resources on light attack craft is unacceptable.
Vehrec
Only true battleships can have such a luxury.
Lord Nick
We will make room!
Vehrec
Oh yes, and what will you remove to make room? Photon torpedoes? A disruptor bank or two?
Lord Nick
We will remove the brig! Any prisoners will be mulched into gagh feed.
Drizz
gagh.........
Vehrec
The brig is not large enough. Did you think such a paltry space would be enough for ghargh to grow and mature properly, let alone mate and breed?
Vehrec
They are not large creatures, but they need space.
Lord Nick
No, that's why we're also removing your quarters.
Vehrec
My quarters-!
Vehrec
This is beyond what I can tollerate!
Vehrec
I claim the right of Vengence!
Lord Nick
You will sleep with the targs!
Vehrec
Not if they are feasting on your corpse!
Lord Nick
If I must choose between my gagh breeder and your life then I will tear your heart out myself!
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