Welp, it's the beginning of a new month! That means it's time for me to shill my services as a story doctor again! For a deposit of $50, and $25/hour (burning the deposit first), I will edit your story outline and story to make it a tighter-plotted, more dramatic, more thematically coherent tale!

Want an example of my work? Just look on ScribbleHub for Hatching a Heroine by dragon8writer, which I've been editing for the past year!

(it's real good, btw, can't polish it unless it's already a gem)

I will do a Lewd Surcharge if your story is a tad ribald, charging $60 up front and $30/hour after the first two hours, to reflect the risk of doing this shit over paypal.

Speaking of, my paypal is here and my Venmo is

Talia Belser

I will work on original works and fanfic; and on both heroic and dramatic stories.

Ask me anything, and it is perfectly fine to replurk this!

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