I forget how entertaining my spam folder can be on occasion

Yes, well done, anonymous fiend, you know a password I last used ten years ago and have since changed on every account that matters!

And you totally used this password to sneak a keylogger onto my computer via the porn site I regularly visit!

Because that is a thing that I do.

Buddy, I have emails still lingering in my inbox that are older and probably smarter than you.

lmao I love some of these spam emails tbh. FedEx has been desperate to get hold of Dez Smith to deliver a package. I've been getting "last reminder" emails for like six months. I'm just like "buddy, have I got all kinds of bad news for you"