i dropped a small pot right on my nose and there's a little bump growing there

GOOD JOB ME

thank god my big ass nose was there to protect the rest of my face

flgnfkng

elegance

when even doing dishes brings disaster

it was so dumb i heard a noise above me and went ???? looked up and just METAL POT COMIN AT MY FACE

the world's most ridiculous jumpscare

THEN it hit the handle of the pot i had on the stove with boiling water in it and MY HEART NEARLY STOPPED but thankfully it did not get knocked down because that would have been really bad

but imagine a pot falling and bouncing off my nose and into a pot knocking it over and spilling boiling hot water all over me like. THATS SOME FINAL DESTINATION TYPE STRING OF EVENTS

BUDDY....

LOOK

SHIT HAPPENS ITS FINE I SURVIVED

oh nooooo

omg nick...

it hurts when i furrow my brows which means it literally brings me pain to glare at people

how can i live like this

THE BUMP IS GOING DOWN AT LEAST

rolled a nat 1 on that one

also when your dog just rests his head on your lap outta nowhere and stares at you

LMFAO I SURE DID