o-oh hottie cowboy 
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
o-oh hottie cowboy
o-oh hottie cowboy
hella
jdkflsd PLEASE DON'T HIT ON CHLOE'S DAD, PETER
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
sorry Chloe!! HOZ BEFORE DRUG DEALERZ
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
too bad that dont rhyme
hella
BUT HER MOM MIGHT KILL U
hella
remember what she said about dealers who break kneecaps ashe is one of them
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
saru
look what you did
Ceej
I guess ppl like the cowboy hat
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
aw shit 
she's not the sharing kind?
she's not the sharing kind?
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
tsk
hella
alas reaper fucked that up for everyone years ago
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
oh gdit reaper! cmooon Peter's a good
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
ZivaDavid h-hhhey ashe >w>;;;
hella
rip
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
wanna share ur cute cowboy husband?
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
he lives right across the street, boy doesn't even gotta go far
mamakura
That would be a hardcore no on Ashe’s part. She has trust issues and McCree sharing issues!
hella
peter’s first death comes from flirting with the wrong cowboy
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
LOL daang
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
oh god that would be so pathetic
hella
it was good knowin ya while it lasted gramps
mamakura
It’s truuuuuue. I mean she spent years threatening to kill McCree for leaving her.
mamakura
AND IT WASN’T EVEN HIS FAULT!
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
LOL ok nvm yeah Peter doesn't want drama he is TOO OLD for dat shit
hella
he is definitely too old
hella
like in general
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
WOW 
hella
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
chloe rude!! be nice to yoru elders
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
he is gonna send you so many emojis
hella
where is the fun in that
hella
HEY NO MORE DRUGS FOR YOU BUDDY
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
FUCK
mamakura
But I would love to have Ashe meet him!
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
yith 8D they are neighbors
ѕтσям¢αℓℓєя
Just eating popcorn over here, don't mind me
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
LOL don't look at my shaaaame
don't look at my shaaaame
saru
I'M CACKLING
Ceej
everyone wants to get with the smelly cowboy
saru
Because he is not smelly and is very handsome and wears a cool hat
saru
If it's any consolation to Peter, Jesse would flirt back at him in a hot second if he weren't taken
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
ugh story of peter's life
ugh story of peter's life
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
this one's married
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
that one's a priest with hangups
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
HE PICKS THE WRONG MEN
saru
saru
Jesse can be his wingman down at Hair of the Dog
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
HA perf 
saru
They'll get him a nice not-married guy who is probably not some kind of terrible Deerington monster
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
I mean it's ok if he is 
saru
Even better!
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
8D