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Some random science twitter that I don't follow private messaged me to send me this link Literotica
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it's worth it for the story titles alone
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but I really have no idea what prompted this
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I wish all spam was like this
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The plot here is that husband was caught stealing money, but his wife agreed to pay it all back if he found her a boyfriend who was better at sex than he was
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damn right you should go for it, this is a sweet deal
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it's amazing
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::nods intently while eating cereal::
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