
bird mother
Some random science twitter that I don't follow private messaged me to send me this link Literotica

bird mother
it's worth it for the story titles alone

bird mother
but I really have no idea what prompted this

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bird mother
I wish all spam was like this

bird mother
The plot here is that husband was caught stealing money, but his wife agreed to pay it all back if he found her a boyfriend who was better at sex than he was

bird mother
damn right you should go for it, this is a sweet deal


bird mother
it's amazing

bird mother
::nods intently while eating cereal::
