LiberBEARian
So the neighbor cat is named Domino. I called out to her to stop squatting in our bushes by name and she looked SHOOK
LiberBEARian
Like she was goddamn Rumpelstiltskin
LiberBEARian
“Hey! DOMINO! Go home!!!!”
LiberBEARian
Domino, eyes comically wide: How did you KNOW.
ʟʏʟɪᴛʜ
Domino: 
spooky queer
omg
Hyatt
"I AM NO LONGER ANONYMOUS MUST HIDE AND REGROUP"
bluecanary
YOU SAID THE NOISES THAT MY HUMAN SAYS
big ol metaphor
YOU ARE NOT MY HUMAN????
tᥙɾƙᥱყ⳽!🦃
CURSES FOILED AGAIN
LiberBEARian
THERE SHE IS AGAIN.
LiberBEARian
I went out to take out the trash and she was under my car
LiberBEARian
I yelled "DOMINO" and she crept out like she was in trouble
Hyatt
is she in trouble?
LiberBEARian
yeah we don't want her in the yard, she poops in here
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
We’ll surely you can’t expect her to poop in her OWN yard like some kind of savage
LiberBEARian
yeah esp. because Chica the dog poops there too
LiberBEARian
she was stalking the birdfeeder earlier
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
She can’t poop where a dog poops that’s just uncivilized
Hyatt
all outdoor cats should have a gully or otherwise overgrown area where they can poop and nobody has to deal with it