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snort Multi-Boats Sinking At Trump Boat Parade
Check Engine
listen if 2020 were a parade
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Boats: A TRUMP PARADE? NO THANKS. sinks
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even the boats are like "N o p e"
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they just can't sail carrying that much egotistical bullshit ok it's too much
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(i don't know why I heard that in klaus hargreeves voice as I typed it but there it is)
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snicker
Exacerangutan
ahaha
Exacerangutan
it is a p. good Klaus line
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I don't even understand how this happens, did trump's existance turn the water corrosive?
Exacerangutan
I mean I guess we'll here more about it as it develops...?
Check Engine
klaus would be as anti-trump as you get
Check Engine
shit, klaus hargreeves 2020 ok
Exacerangutan
I honestly can only assume that, being a Trump parade, it was full of morons
Exacerangutan
who should probably not be allowed on open water
Exacerangutan
I wouldn't be surprised if some of them just got a boat for the parade and figured "how hard can it be it just floats"
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I GUESS
Check Engine
the boats are just as done as the rest of us
Exacerangutan
idk what they did to sink multiple boats, but if they can elect and then continue to support Trump, I'm sure they can find a way to screw up at buoyancy
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Trump boaters take to the Jersey Shore again in hope...
Exacerangutan
a world record for the most floating idiots in one location simultaneously
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"โI just wish I had time, Iโd get on one of those boats, and Iโd be carrying a flag also,โ President Donald Trump said in a campaign video released in August." aw man, he's not even in one??
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...wait, so there's nearly 1000 boats, and they're... ALL sinking?
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are we sure this isn't some kind of biblical thing
Exacerangutan
he didn't have time he had to go cheat at golf
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/snort/
Exacerangutan
and he's not comfortable around the combination of veterans and water as evidenced by all the memorials he's missed for rain
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Maybe if he gets wet he melts like an oz witch
Exacerangutan
I can imagine his spray tan runs, anyway
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that lake would be so orange
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....river?
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idk what you have a boat parade on
Exacerangutan
I think it's a mix of lakes and bays? idk
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maybe y
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who took this photo for the AP 
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Several โUnrulyโ Vessels Sink During the โTrump Boat...
Exacerangutan
NO MORE BULLSHIT //immediately sinks//
Exacerangutan
you could have just stopped lying you didn't have to take it so far
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lool
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Exacerangutan
Let's really make a statement!!!
Exacerangutan
done
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suuuunk
Decemberween
this is clearly a metaphor
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This reminds me of that time during the last election when a bird landed on bernie sanders
Check Engine
the one lady screaming on that boat is giving me an unfair amount of life
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and then trump tried to take a photo-op with an eagle
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and freaked the fuck out
Check Engine
he's so sad i just..
Decemberween
the TX flag in the background makes it
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Trump gets attacked by bald eagle
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It's like god looked at that parade and went
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"It's like you're just daring me."
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guys one of the boats also caught fire
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oh wait, this is a SECOND boat parade for trump lol what the hell
Check Engine
asjdnkljhlfkjh
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one is sinking the other one is bursting into flames
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is there a third beset by locusts?
Exacerangutan
the third one burned when, fell over, and then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one stayed up!
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ffff
Decemberween
Nature: I'm sinkin' 'em as fast as I can but they just keep coming!
Check Engine
mother nature: GET'EM OFF! GET'EM OFF!
Decemberween
or actually, now poseidon is trending
Decemberween
"Poseidon, welcome to the resistance." XD
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AlexVnews on Twitter
oh my lord
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oop wrong one
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cannons!
Decemberween
haha and also the hashtag Dumbkirk
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XD
Decemberween
so many good comments
Decemberween
"I like boats that don't sink."
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"boats that sink are losers"
Decemberween
"hopefully they were able to drain the swamped"
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"when the marina sends people, they're not sending their best"
Decemberween
"Blue Wave came early" XDDDD
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XD XD XD
Decemberween
"Drowning in a boat parade in a pandemic to own the libs"