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: I would recommend you spending the first night with Mr. Cumalot, our most agreeable and pleasing boi, and the second night with Mr. Hunchalot, our fiercest boi. uwu
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: No worries, actually Mr. Fuckalot only 'receives.' It seems we don't have a pro-snuggie wolf that suits your need -but if you are willing to settle for a cat, I will be available tonight uwu
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: Captain Conch is a horny feline bard. He is also the owner of the inn "Werewolf Boyfriends," where all the waiters are handsome werewolves. VIP can request special service, but at a cost. The inn is close in the fall, when he leaves the town to "recruit" new employees. It is said his employees are undead. He is currently wanted by horny police.
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: The cat closes his eyes, and the quiet music played continuously in the inn slowly fades off. All the werewolf waiters collapse when the music stops. No horny tonight.
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: You have passed the Trial of Horny. As a award you are now blessed by the owner of Werewolf Boyfriends and granted the blessing "Song of Conch Shell." You gains a +3 bonus on saves against fear, necromantic effects, and mind-affecting effects. uwu
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: The cat starts to lick you softly and you can feel the roughness of his tongue against your skin. Your eyelids somehow feel heavy as the tongue moves tenderly along your fur. You soon fall into unremembered dreams.
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: omoshiroi....I l know you are playing dumb with me. You aren't fooling me. Be honest. Depending on your response, I will decide whether to treat you with my sitar.
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: * Captain Conch is a dirge bard by trade. He fights with enchanted music and undead soldiers. You wouldn't want to engage in a fight against him in his territory, which puts you at a total disadvantage.
*roll to seduce every male werewolf I encounter
*roll to abduct the handsome werewolf
Is there a prosnuggiewolf in the house
but if you are willing to settle for a cat, I will be available tonightuwuLet the snuggle begin
Race: cat; undead
Bard (Dirge Bard): lv 21
Bone Dancer: lv 9
Captain Conch is a horny feline bard. He is also the owner of the inn "Werewolf Boyfriends," where all the waiters are handsome werewolves. VIP can request special service, but at a cost. The inn is close in the fall, when he leaves the town to "recruit" new employees. It is said his employees are undead. He is currently wanted by horny police.
Motto:
"I turn the horny into the undead."
"Dogs are just domesticated wolves."
Are you sure you don't want any horny?: Yes/NoCan I have some coffee first
/take a small sip of coffee
/Continuous sip coffee
Black please/