me: about to get in the shower
my brother: appearing out of nowhere to vanish in the bathroom just as i get up

bust down the door and drag him out

assert your dominance

lmao i wish

My dad does this aaaalll the time

It's like he has a sixth sense that tells him when I need to shower or just use the bathroom that compels him to grab it first

its kind of a thing in household, it never fails

the thing is he takes FOREVER in the bathroom so i could be waiting anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour idk with this guy

it is.... impossible

bang on the door til get gets the fuck out