Getter Robo 1974- Las habilidades futbolistas de Hay...
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moontouched
now that you've met the getter team, here's the most important hayato content
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from the fun kids cartoon version
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knowing spanish is not necessary to understand the scene but it does add a special layer of hilarity being able to read the title
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what's it say
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"hayato jin's soccer skills"
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moontouched
HOLY SHIT HE JUST MURDERS THAT GUY WITH A FUCKING SOCCER BALL
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THAT GUY IS DEAD
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what fucking kills me is just
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Hayato Jin's soccer skills are
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Hayato's expression
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really good
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unchanging the whole time
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just
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He is good at kicking ball
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he's so good at soccer
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killing a man while his face says "I just remembered a kind of funny joke but not so funny that I'm gonna tell it to you"
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"you had to be there"
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oh i'm scary
the 70's anime was a Ride and Hayato is most of the reason
oh i'm scary
on top of the murder he can persistently just, even by mecha anime standards, turn off physics 
oh i'm scary
there's also a bit I don't have a gif of where Musashi just, bodily throws him like 600 yards
oh i'm scary
and he lands on his feet
oh i'm scary
on the top of the high diving board at a pool
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and, I assume, goes
oh i'm scary
yes
oh i'm scary
the Getter Robo manga was about eldritch horror
oh i'm scary
the 70's anime wasn't, otensibly
oh i'm scary
but Hayato was one unto himself
oh i'm scary
unknowable
oh i'm scary
unplaceably horny
oh i'm scary
inevitable.
moontouched
jesus christ
oh i'm scary
he's just a high school student
oh i'm scary
they all are in that universe
oh i'm scary
ostensibly normal ones
dragon time
paladin spencer dont fuck around
Niamh Vibes
YOU KNOW, FOR KIDS
Vehrec
I haven't seen football like this since the time the premiere league let people get crushed to death in the stands.