Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:26 AM
[SGDQ] Zelda 2, reverse boss order
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:26 AM
glitches and shenanigans abound
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:26 AM
part of it involves a quest
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:26 AM
where you have to take a child home
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:26 AM
but because of the weird route
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:26 AM
she carried that kid through like four dungeons
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:27 AM
full of shattered reality and phasing through walls and into the void between worlds
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:27 AM
that kid has seen some SHIT
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:28 AM
commentators were pitching a fanfic set in the aftermath of the RBO run, framed as the kid talking about his experiences to his therapist years later
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@lollichop
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:31 AM
that kid is the next link in the timeline
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@lollichop
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:31 AM
no one correct me
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:32 AM
Link: I'll take you home, kid
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:32 AM
Kid: Hooray!
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:32 AM
Link: Just through this death labyrinth
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:32 AM
Kid: what
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:32 AM
Link: And through this wall
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:32 AM
Kid:
Usagi
@UsagiSquared
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:44 AM
it's Fine
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:51 AM
on the Oblivion run
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:51 AM
NPC: Waste no time.
Sandyx: Hopefully we aren't going to
skerple
@songofkeys
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:54 AM
that Oblivion run was fucking incredible
skerple
@songofkeys
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:54 AM
just imagining what it looks like to characters in game
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:54 AM
sprinting at 80 mph across the plain
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:55 AM
dude picks up the same scroll twice, now he has two scrolls
skerple
@songofkeys
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:55 AM
chugging skooma, pausing to talk to someone really fast for a second, then nyooming off into the distance
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:55 AM
"what do speedruns look like to the NPCs" is fucking golden as a concept, I always love it
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:55 AM
know what the scariest game would be for that?
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:55 AM
Trauma Center
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@lollichop
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:55 AM
jesus christ
skerple
@songofkeys
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:55 AM
the chat was like, "imagine having your sacred text stolen by a high elf literally too high on skooma to read"
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:55 AM
"Just let the vessels burst it's faster"
skerple
@songofkeys
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:56 AM
holy SHIT
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@lollichop
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:56 AM
i feel like from the outside in-universe derek is already speedrunning
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:56 AM
"His vitals hit 0 for a while but technically he didn't die, operation successful"
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@lollichop
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:56 AM
'quickly carve a pentagram to frame skip and we're done'
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:57 AM
all-151 pokemon blue run from Oak's perspective
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:57 AM
send Red out to begin his adventure at lunchtime
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:57 AM
before dinner he comes back and dumps out a hundred and fifty pokeballs on your desk
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:57 AM
"done"
skerple
@songofkeys
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:58 AM
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:59 AM
or the even greater classic
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:59 AM
BOTW from Ganon's perspective
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@lollichop
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:59 AM
i was just gonna link (ha)
Something About Zelda Breath of the Wild ANIMATED SP...
skerple
@songofkeys
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:59 AM
in the case of the Oblivion run though I think "what does this look like to the NPCs" is really elevated by the PC looking Like That
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@lollichop
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:59 AM
'feral child flies clear across planet'
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:59 AM
Link has awakened, and also is flying towards your castle at mach 3, naked
skerple
@songofkeys
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:59 AM
jdhdd
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 3:59 AM
the guardians will-- oh he jumped past them
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 4:00 AM
the blights-- what do you MEAN they're already dead
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@lollichop
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 4:00 AM
link coming in at a 45 degree angle to rider kick through the roof
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@lollichop
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 4:00 AM
HYAH
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 4:00 AM
my absolute favorite thing about modern BOTW speedrunning
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 4:00 AM
is that they break the game so hard that the SUN STOPS MOVING
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@lollichop
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 4:01 AM
god i always forget that aspect
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@lollichop
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 4:01 AM
it's so batshit insane
skerple
@songofkeys
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 4:04 AM
my god
skerple
@songofkeys
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 4:04 AM
I didn't even know that
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 4:05 AM
the game fixes time in the first room so that you always emerge to that awesome view at the appropriate time
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 4:05 AM
but the speedrun glitches out of that room through the side
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 4:05 AM
so the trigger that starts the game clock moving never gets triggered
Quinn Angstrom
@quinn2win
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 4:05 AM
so it's 5:15 AM forever
skerple
@songofkeys
Wed, Aug 26, 2020 4:08 AM
fucking incredible
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