oh, speaking of food crimes, what are you doing PDQ

it's a vanilla shake with one chicken tender blended into it and another just stuck on top

hate

Okay if it was just a chicken tender stuck in a shake I could shrug it off as "weird but some people are into that sweet/salty-crunch dichotomy"

But blending one into the shake? What kind of lunatic comes up with these ideas?

oh god why vanilla though

you could make it interesting like a bourbon maple ice cream, so you can impart some savory flavors that would actually tie it together

the logic seems to end at

"people like our shakes"

"people like our chicken tenders"

"why not both"

g o d

i can almost see the logic given that some people like to dip fries in their shakes for sweet/savory stuff but chicken is over the line

...pdq why.

pdq you are be--

no, you are absolutely not better than this, you've always been Bizarro East Coast Dairy Queen

... Welp