以往我是不看第一人稱的同人，但女神真的是寫得太會了：This explains why you don’t look that familiar to me. I imagine we attended Hogwarts at the same time, but you were certainly not in Slytherin. I would peg you for a Gryffindor, then.
Purchasing a cursed object to cheat your way through Auror training was a very Slytherin thing to do, but having the gall to come here in the first place and touch the wares screams Gryffindor louder than the sorting hat. Potter… No, I’ve never bothered to invest in that name before… but I will now.
Potter… No, I’ve never bothered to invest in that name before… but I will now.