Aw snap tomorrow's Flug's b-day 
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Aw snap tomorrow's Flug's b-day
Aw snap tomorrow's Flug's b-day
♰ Javert ♰
An Unhappy Birthday To You, spider
♰ Javert ♰
raises a glass with arachne punch
♰ Javert ♰
i'm kidding
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He will have had two in Ryslig now! He's becoming a proper Ryslig veteran at this rate. Already on the first page of the activity check too :>
Cryptid🦴Crunch
LOL WOW RUDE
♰ Javert ♰
LOL
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It's okay, in canon they said he has a yearly visit to a cardiologist because Dem and BH and the WORLD prank him into having a heart attack every time
Naem
aw, nice
Cryptid🦴Crunch
Villain's don't really get good birthdays, but Dem pranking him last year to get stalked by several mariachi groups was gold lmao
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Yeah! Our boy's gonna be 27
Naem
... oh god i'm flug's age??
Cryptid🦴Crunch
The prank last year was so good that Star made him tear up by belatedly singing about taco's after Dem left and the nostalgia overrode the annoyance
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Apparently so! hehe
Cryptid🦴Crunch
the Villainous timeline is confusing because the new materials takes so long to come out whole years will pass but it will be unclear how much time passed in the show too
Cryptid🦴Crunch
I thought he was 27 last year but then on a livestream they were just kind of going off of old canon notes when someone asked his age and declared him 26 again so NOW he's 27 I guess lol
Naem
omg
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Either way, he's wracking up his Ryslig time. I'm proud of my monster man
Frostbites🐺
Happy birth flug!!!
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With luck the showrunners will give us some Flug art tomorrow for it <3
◬ X O L O T L
I fondly remember last year Demencia went and advertized everyone to play music at him
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YUP It was the best and I'm still so grateful you did that
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Flug obviously isn't but I sure as hell loved it lol 
◬ X O L O T L
If I was not on hiatus... She could pull another thing.
◬ X O L O T L
Like, handwave that she set up in his room and started rocking out on guitar.
◬ X O L O T L
Happy birthday, you get MORNING JAMS
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LOL yes we can gladly handwave that. never mind that he locks the doors most nights, he was extra tired and she saved up a chance to risk breaking in and sneaking in there JUST to blast him awake
◬ X O L O T L
She would absolutely do that.
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shdsj she could just answer him that way all day. Flug getting coffee- Dem appears from behind MORNING JAMS. Flug trying to organize his notes at a table SUDDEN JAMZ Flug: Demencia! This isn't even clever! You can't just--" JAM SESS*
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YES. Perfect 
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>[ he would break your guitar if he didn't know you probably had several more
◬ X O L O T L
Who said she'd stop at guitar?
◬ X O L O T L
CUE MEDIOCRE SAXAPHONE SOLO
Cryptid🦴Crunch
oh god
oh god
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This is why BH sends them both out on Mirage jobs. Stop all the racket.
sneaky plane
peace and quiet!!
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sneaky plane
don't worry Flug, Black Hat has something planned
sneaky plane
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sneaky plane
oh come on Flug you'll enjoy it
Pumpkinmelon
Happy birthday to Flug!
Pumpkinmelon
Virgil coulda swung by with some pepper cookies or something
Pumpkinmelon
... Virgil has never gotten to celebrate a birthday in Ryslig, ha
Cryptid🦴Crunch
Aw poor guy was always out or coinciding with an event or something, huh?
Pumpkinmelon
he jusr forgot the first time and he was out for this one on the 17th
Pumpkinmelon
*just
Cryptid🦴Crunch
ahhh yeah
Pumpkinmelon
guy comes back like "uuuuuh I guess I'm 27"