drag me with the most on-brand OC you can think of for me

Ron Stoppable's dad but with a gun :3

it's a sniper rifle so that way it's "I'm an actuary! I can kill from anywhere."

Very large but friend shaped, a very nice person considering that they come from some kind of garbage nonsense hell hole

Drops very rare shitposts that hit right between the eyes

His personality is Very Large Armor

zita and korel hit all the notes i was gonna

listen

oh wait, he also has one or more small exasperating yolo friends