Nox
Nox
There's...a lot to unpack here
Nox
But I think it's probably safe to assume that the cure to covid isn't coming from an extract from a plant that's ridiculously toxic for humans to ingest
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"To the alarm of some government health officials..." Do I need to read on, or is this exactly what I assume it is.
Nox
It's honestly probably dumber, considering the people pushing this are Ben Carson and the My Pillow guy
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Swear to God, I'm going to have to take up drinking
Nox
Why the Housing and Urban Development secretary and a guy who started a company to make shitty memory foam pillows that smell funny are giving any kind of pharmaceudical advice, idk
Hyatt
why is he so determined to kill his own supporters
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I mean, seems about right
c_for_characters
It's all a giant grift.
The Write Stuff
Let's not rush to judgment. I mean, it's not like the My Pillow guy was sued for making false medical claims about his own product? Right?
c_for_characters
He promotes this, other guys get rich. They kick it back to Trump properties.
c_for_characters
If some OTHER people die, who cares, they probably couldn't afford Mar-a-Lago anyways.
Nox
I'm dying on the inside at the guy responsible for this dealt with the obvious questions about this- considering there's no data anyone can find to show it was ever tested on animals OR humans- came back with "we have a study it's just not published yet"
Nox
this is a pharmaceutical product you do not get to My Canadian Girlfriend this shit
c_for_characters
It's a grift, they don't want or need proof. People will buy in for the same reason they do all snake oil: the abuse of their hope.
нєℓρ★нιкα
if he has such faith in it, he is welcome to be the first guy to test it
Nox
if only
Nox
especially since it's apparently been in use in China and Russia for a while now
Nox
in assisted suicide
Nox
and for some reason that prompted a "I BET THIS WILL MAKE A GREAT MEDICINE FOR A RESPIRATORY VIRUS"
Rabbit Crimes
FUCKING OLEANDER
CricketMomJenn
I mean
Rabbit Crimes
what’s next, extolling the curative properties of arsenic? Jesus fuck
CricketMomJenn
You can't get it if you're already dead
CricketMomJenn
And can't be considered a COVID death if you kill yourself this way first
CricketMomJenn
(This is sarcasm and dark humor I promise)
Nox
https://images.plurk.com/1815ZbHT81nhap1Tdla6iC.png
Well I guess we'll find out soon if he's lying
Nox
Since he's either full of shit or squaring up for a game of chicken with the grim reaper himself
StupidSexyV⚠der
...
StupidSexyV⚠der
/lays down on floor
A Grinning DM
I know this is fucking horrible, but at this point I kind of hope a lot of Republicans go ahead and take this shit. As far as I'm concerned they're all guilty of the manslaughter of 170,000+ people, it'd be the closest thing to justice they'll ever face
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