☾Megpie
So Leonard is taking over the abandoned Hellburbia bar and needs an employee or two.
Iʟʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟ.
does he need a bouncer?
☾Megpie
Iʟʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟ.
Mick will happily stand there and look menacing for free booze
☾Megpie
what more could a seedy business owner ask for
☾Megpie
I need to think of some kind of barter system for it
☾Megpie
since there isn't currency
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
HMMM
☾Megpie
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ : he looking for a second gig?
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
maybe! he'd like to cut down on his hours in the club after... recent happenings
GʀᴇʏGʜᴏsᴛ™️
Ooooo Hellburbia Bar.
☾Megpie
recent happenings <_<
Red Panda Jean
Sara can make drinks. Just saying. She has professional experience. Just can't ask for references since Thea isn't here. thankfully
☾Megpie
rknrljeannedarc: he'll have an alcohol-free spritzer menu just for Laurel
Red Panda Jean
Good. She's been working on her virgin drinks, too.
☾Megpie
Squalo and Sara for bartenders and Mick as a bouncer sounds pretty solid
Red Panda Jean
Sounds very good. Sara likes Squalo in a, "Keeping a knife on him, just in case," way.
☾Megpie
Leonard can always appreciate a fellow killer
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
hahahah perfect
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
and he can double as a bouncer if mick ever needs help
Red Panda Jean
So can Sara, actually.
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
well hes more of a stabber really but still
☾Megpie
Squalo can be as loud as he wants, just don't break anything. He's already counting on taking some losses because of Mick XDDD
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
f
☾Megpie
oh and I should clarify that he means don't break things just as a matter of course
☾Megpie
if there's a fight he encourages carnage
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
oh good
Red Panda Jean
if there's a fight, Sara's ending it, even if she started it.
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
thats an important clarification
☾Megpie
Lenny does love to watch her fight
Red Panda Jean
She suspects Lenny just to likes to watch her. But she likes to watch him, so it's all good.
☾Megpie
He sure does
☾Megpie
someone help me think of a barter system for payment haha
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
also wow dont sideeye him hes getting his comeuppance in the cat thread
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
trading? information? inventing currency?
Red Panda Jean
sins seems to be popular, too
☾Megpie
like committing one?
☾Megpie
information is good
Red Panda Jean
you can trade sins
☾Megpie
hmm
Red Panda Jean
As in...let's say someone wants a drink? They have to take on a sin from someone at the bar
☾Megpie
gotcha
Red Panda Jean
But, I think something like that would be worth a few drinks, I would imagine
☾Megpie
probably a set tab
Red Panda Jean
Information would work with Sara. Tell her something good, she'll give over drinks.
☾Megpie
He'll decide what a sin is worth and set up a tab for them at the bar. Sara can get info
ᴊυριтєя.
ohhh i volunteer Faye since she already bartends at the dance club
☾Megpie
sweet I was thinking a third would make it perfect
☾Megpie
this is a more low key bar. it's all retro ofc so lots of dark wood, plush seats, billiards
ᴊυριтєя.
ahhhh i love it
☾Megpie
little bit of a The Shining vibe
ᴊυριтєя.
GʀᴇʏGʜᴏsᴛ™️
Welp ignoring squalo all together Dino will love this place.
☾Megpie
very good
☾Megpie
it likely would be very comfy to the mafia
☾Megpie
I wonder if Leonard can somehow engage in sin laundering
Red Panda Jean
ask Luci~! this has possibilities
☾Megpie
bookie for the arena
☾Megpie
Chi : I need input XD
Chi
lmao what do you mean by sin laundering??
☾Megpie
hahaha I have to put together a plan and let you know, but how about being the bookie for the arena right now? for bets and wagers etc.
☾Megpie
it's concealing illegally obtained items, so if someone wanted sins or to get rid of sins he could take advantage of the barter system somehow... hmm
Chi
Hahaha, I'm up for working something out for sure! <:
☾Megpie
sweet. I'll probably pick your brain once I think about it some more.
Chi
Sure! Feel free to poke me anytime <:
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garrett would love to work at the bar
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he needs a third job to keep busy
☾Megpie
Lenny tbh will probably tell him to take it easy
☾Megpie
being too busy to think about Barry won't make you feel better bud
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listen barry was his 3rd job
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he needs to stay busy anyway
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and honestly he's kind of. avoiding his job at the sex club right now so pls fill his time
☾Megpie
he'll have to convince Leonard
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i'm game for that
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he would love a bar, he loves seedy taverns, they are his life
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a seedy tavern is easily 70% of his life in DA2
☾Megpie
yeah that's 80% of Leonard's life
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and he is point blank refusing to work his sex club job right now
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which leaves him down to 1 job and that's just not busy enough
☾Megpie
read some shakespeare
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he and barry read to each other all the time
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do you know what he didn't do with barry? work at a seedy crime bar
☾Megpie
leonard is le shock, did you read literature with Barry he thought he was the only one~
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he liked to sit and read to his boyfriends ok
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
hey they could just encourage sinning for lucifers patronage
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
want a drink? punch that kid/kick that puppy/tell a lie/sell a friend/curse out god etc
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
they can call the bar the sin bin
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
ok im done lmao
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