Character questions for Steve or Gary

Steve 5 9 15 17 22 23

05. Do they cook, eat out or get take-away/delivered food more?: Pre-vamp, he was definitely hands-off in the kitchen. At best, knew the extreme basics, and likely one of the reasons he loved Sarah so much was her cooking. "You don't really eat Sarah's ribs, it's more like you take a bath in them." (Steve, stop sounding so creepy ok)

True Blood - A Newlin BBQ

It's why, during and post-divorce, his diet went to COMPLETE shit. He survived on take-out/delivery more times than he'd cared to admit. Basically my headcanon for the weight gain between S2 and S5. Inability to cook, depression/divorce, throwing himself into writing his book/journal... A total wreck.

09. What’s their favorite pastime?: Currently on the Barge, it's reading, and making his way through the library's selections. Keeps him outta trouble, plus lbrh, there's a lot of literature a high-profile Reverend wouldn't have been able to enjoy, and post-vamp he didn't really have the time. So he's now taking full advantage of that.

15. *Does the character have thousands of shampoo/sh...

17. What are their pajamas like? Nude or some casualwear like shorts and a T. He'd stopped worrying so much about PJs since, during the day he's a literal corpse, no tossing or turning, and at night there's no sleeping in or waking up all sweaty n gross.

HAHAHA

Does he carry all that shit to the showers every day

nooope. i headcanon that he has a vanity mirror set up in his cabin for his morning hair care routine.

also bathing/showering is more of a luxury or 'wash away the blood of one's dinner' type dealo for vamps. he's still in the habit of doing it every other night

22. How do they deal with bad memories?: REPRESS. THAT. SHIT. Also angrily throw a wine glass over the deck. :| Generally unless directly confronted with something he's gonna act like Nothing Is Wrong, how dare you say otherwise

23. What is this character’s role in a horror movie?: AHAHAHAHAHA he's the pathetic virgin who goes in for a kiss, gets rejected, steps outside to seethe, and gets axed. THAT or he does some really fucked up drug from a Hunter S. Thompson wanna be and starts the events of the movie.

BASICALLY... virgin sacrifice, always

The Banshee Chapter Official Trailer 1 (2013) - Drug...

Banshee Chapter (2013) Jump Scare - James' Face

OH WAIT there was Hills Have Eyes 2 in which he was the Secret Badass trope....... but then the movie makes it quite obvious they're all bout to die post-credits anyway. still... the scared bab looks great covered in blood, that's what's important here