where am i
@gonewithouta
Wed, Jul 29, 2020 11:36 PM
2
[dbh] when you just see still images it's easy to forget that connor is made up of 100% That Bitch energy
shrimp heaven
@aconite
Wed, Jul 29, 2020 11:37 PM
i briefly confused dbd and dbh and came up with "dead by human" which i mean
shrimp heaven
@aconite
Wed, Jul 29, 2020 11:37 PM
not far off, with this game
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Wed, Jul 29, 2020 11:37 PM
HAHA
where am i
@gonewithouta
Wed, Jul 29, 2020 11:37 PM
connor walks onto a crime scene and savage starts playing
Megan Thee Stallion - Savage Remix (feat. Beyoncé) [...
where am i
@gonewithouta
Wed, Jul 29, 2020 11:38 PM
shrimp heaven : yes dead by me, im the human
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:13 AM
i also keep forgetting that markus, housebot extraordinaire, shows up at jericho and goes "damn bitch you live like this" and decides to start a revolution bc his new digs 2 nasty
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:14 AM
LJMFOAJDFLJA YEP
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:14 AM
simon: you can be safe here
markus: here??? no thank u
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:15 AM
it all makes sense the first time the jericrew shows up at markus' old home
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:15 AM
josh: ohhhhhhhhh
simon: yeah ok
north: jesus christ it all makes sense
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:16 AM
markus: who wants tea
simon: yeah do you have any liptons
markus: .......no, honey
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@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:18 AM
josh: honey's fine but do you have agave
markus: oh my god
north: IS THIS A REAL DEAD GIRAFFE???????
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:18 AM
jfklajsdf I need this egg
inadequate tits
@fontech
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:18 AM
oh my god
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:20 AM
its an objective truth that dbh is improved 150% if you acknowledge that markus deserves to be HEAVILY DRAGGED
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:20 AM
someone in the jericrew pointing out after 3 hours of fussing over tea and food that "hey we're androids we don't eat??? we literally dont' have a way to process this"
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:21 AM
markus: could you please act like you have a hospitality subroutine
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:22 AM
markus just thinks it's normal to have figs readily on hand for company and north is like "im so glad you've already been established as android jesus because i could so easily hate you"
inadequate tits
@fontech
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:23 AM
markus you don't even eat figs
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:23 AM
neither does carl he just likes the way they look in the bowl
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:24 AM
turns the bowl to catch the sunlight, gets out a sketchpad
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:24 AM
god egg do yo uhave any idea how badly I wish markus had looked at alice in the settlement, then at kara, then pointed at alice "so that's a baby android. hey what the fuck."
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:25 AM
R I G H T
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:25 AM
i mean objectively he'd have known about the YK models but it would've been nice if like
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:26 AM
kara: do you have a blanket?
markus: why
kara: alice is cold
markus: ...........why
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:26 AM
lMAO YEAH
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:26 AM
i like how luthor just kept his mouth shut the whole time
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:27 AM
kara: how are we going to feed alice
luthor: oh ok we're doing this
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:27 AM
luthor: I was not programmed to do this and I'm not about to set my self-learning program to start now
inadequate tits
@fontech
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:28 AM
what happened to all that spaghetti tho
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@fontech
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:28 AM
there were at least 2 plates
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@fontech
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:28 AM
why didn't the lady android smuggler know she was an android
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@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:28 AM
just fuckin sits there. every time kara tries to feed this bitch it's spaghetti so she's like maybe alice hates pasta????
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:29 AM
alice sitting there stonefaced in idle mode, spaghetti being smooshed against her face
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:29 AM
luthor: are you blind bitch she's white as snow white ppl can't hate pasta
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@fontech
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:30 AM
KSJDFHSDLKFS
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:30 AM
look if we tried to explain every plot hole in this game we would have written an entirely separate game
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:31 AM
egg I'll be honest I missed you dragging dbh in this very specific way bless you
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:31 AM
IT BRINGS ME SO MUCH JOY AND LAUGHTER
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:31 AM
LMAO
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@fontech
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:31 AM
agreed
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:32 AM
connor walking through the settlement and sees kara putting a blanket around alice and just: oh. well it's not my business
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:35 AM
LMFWCJUGH CONNOR'S LIKE o well not gonna ruin my day
that guy's got horns
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:35 AM
YES thank you I couldn't remember the quote
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:35 AM
but that's exactly what I was channeling
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@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:35 AM
this game is so fucking stupid
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:35 AM
I SENSED IT, JACK
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:37 AM
of course i do this to myself, each time i try to play differently it's like
connor: 1. be mean
2. be nice
3. be cold

me, choosing 2 every fucking time: i wish this game had some variety
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:39 AM
jflajsdf
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:39 AM
connor being mean just. hurts
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:40 AM
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE MEAN TO HANK?????????? HE'S MY FATHER
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:40 AM
jlsdkfjlfJASLDF
shrimp heaven
@aconite
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:40 AM
OH SAME
shrimp heaven
@aconite
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:40 AM
me: this time i will do terminator connor
me: /does not do that
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@fontech
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:40 AM
i watched an lp once where they were mean to hank and i hated it
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:40 AM
connor: hm you are engaging in dangerous situations and unhealthy habits
hank: I have depression
shrimp heaven
@aconite
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:40 AM
me: THIS TIME I WILL BE A PERFECT MACHINE
me: /again, does not do that
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@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:41 AM
LMAOGTHNJ HONESTLY i watched a lot of the terminator connor cut scenes and they hurt my body
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@fontech
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:41 AM
he's soft boy let him be soft boy forever
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:41 AM
CAN'T I JUST BE NICE IN 4 DIFFERENT WAYS?????
shrimp heaven
@aconite
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:41 AM
me: finally manages to say the mean thing
me: feels bad about it
me: reverts to earlier save and says the nice thing instead
shrimp heaven
@aconite
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:41 AM
me: this game is so repetitive UnU
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:41 AM
let him be the nice improv'd friend he was meant to be!!!
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:41 AM
make it like dragon age where the 4 emotions are good, bad, flirty, and sassy
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@fontech
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:42 AM
yes good
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:42 AM
or. at least. the one that deckart (sp?) got him being
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:42 AM
egg whatever happened to our movie star inquisitor
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:42 AM
..............i have no idea
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:42 AM
HAHA
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:43 AM
that was on em's ps4 so they are probably dead
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:43 AM
oh yeah he walked off the set into peaceful oblivion then
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:43 AM
he fucked dorian
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@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:43 AM
naturally
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:43 AM
i have no context for that joke
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@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:43 AM
he died in a tragic sex swing accident
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:43 AM
so I will trust you
shrimp heaven
@aconite
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:44 AM
if there were flirty connor options we'd all be doomed
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:44 AM
hnnggjfklasjdf when life isn't horrible we gotta get together to play dumb games again
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:44 AM
reaches for from down the street...
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:44 AM
those are just the sincere options
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:44 AM
reaches across 15 miles
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:44 AM
connor: /WINK
all of us: man if only there were flirty connor responses
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:45 AM
15 miles is but the blink of an eye to a shitposting pair
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:45 AM
connor: /gentle lingering twinky gaze
me: i wish connor had a romance option
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@fontech
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:47 AM
he deserves to be happy at the very least. but he did get dad
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:48 AM
yes the hug heard round the world
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:48 AM
yes!!!
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:48 AM
i did find this once fanfic author whose connor voice for their dbh fics is FUCKING HILARIOUS
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@fontech
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:49 AM
i had to google the ending for that bc the playthrough i watched fucked it up at the literal LAST prompt
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:49 AM
he's an absolute pillar of salt
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@fontech
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:49 AM
omg
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:49 AM
omg really
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:49 AM
if you ever find it again please share
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:49 AM
yes let me get
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:49 AM
oh pls i bookmarked it
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
@spacemoth
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:49 AM
listen I don't know your ao3 life beyond kiribaku oneshots and sad rvb ok
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@fontech
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:49 AM
bookmarks are such a blessing i love u ao3
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:50 AM
stay out of trouble - yellow_caballero - Detroit: Be...
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@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 5:51 AM
start with that one, but the other 2 dbh fics they have are also fantastic
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@fontech
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 6:01 AM
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 6:14 AM
i need a sequel just stop i can see connor's realization that he can break the law
where am i
@gonewithouta
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 6:16 AM
connor: LIEUTENANT. where is pedro!!!!
hank: uh why
connor: I'm going to do a crime
hank, a millennial raised on memes: youre not even gay yet
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@fontech
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 6:17 AM
so i went to go add that to "mark for later" list and it turns out it is already marked for later
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@fontech
Fri, Jul 31, 2020 6:17 AM
ksajfhsd i would love proper deviant connor sequel with Tired Dad
where am i
@gonewithouta
Sat, Aug 1, 2020 5:21 AM
[after the heist]
simon: bruh that was s i c k we got so much shit
josh: fyi i live crime
north: agreed it was lit also am i the only one who thinks markus is kinda sexy
simon: no

markus, gearing up for a pretentious speech: I CAME TO JERICHO BC I THOUGHT ANDROIDS COULD BE FREE....BUT NO.......
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@gonewithouta
Sat, Aug 1, 2020 5:22 AM
north: ........ what is he doing
josh: idk
simon: s'alright still hot
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@fontech
Sat, Aug 1, 2020 5:25 AM
it's like that meme where the person is attracted to idiots except it's melodrama instead
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@fontech
Sat, Aug 1, 2020 5:26 AM
north: im a dramasexual, i'm attracted to men who monologue
markus: when will androids be free, when will we rise up against our oppressive human masters, we deserve the right to-
north: god you're a drama queen /touches hand
where am i
@gonewithouta
Sat, Aug 1, 2020 5:26 AM
LMDSXFHO
where am i
@gonewithouta
Sat, Aug 1, 2020 5:27 AM
north: god, markus, you're so fucking dramatic /removes skin
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@fontech
Sat, Aug 1, 2020 5:27 AM
....yeah that
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@fontech
Sat, Aug 1, 2020 5:27 AM
i had the setup but not the follow, thank u
where am i
@gonewithouta
Sat, Aug 1, 2020 5:27 AM
i subsist only on memes
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