FluffyFaeCat
@Naturalcyber
Sun, Jul 26, 2020 4:41 PM
[RL] (warning for inducing symptoms of illness?) Okay, to stay home from church and escape I'm going to need proof of being "too sick to go" anybody got ideas?
FluffyFaeCat
@Naturalcyber
Sun, Jul 26, 2020 4:41 PM
Headache won't cut it.
FluffyFaeCat
@Naturalcyber
Sun, Jul 26, 2020 4:42 PM
Fever might make everybody else stay home with me
Mrs Sheepie
@Maniette
Sun, Jul 26, 2020 4:42 PM
would you be capable of making yourself vomit? or is that too extreme
FluffyFaeCat
@Naturalcyber
Sun, Jul 26, 2020 4:43 PM
Vomiting might work but I don't know how to make that happen, and I need to feel up to lots of physical activity right after
FluffyFaeCat
@Naturalcyber
Sun, Jul 26, 2020 4:44 PM
I've never tried to before? But it would have to be some method besides sticking something into the back of my throat
ShaynaIsHere
@Autistic_Ace
Sun, Jul 26, 2020 4:48 PM
Aren't there bad-quality things in the fridge?
Say it was food poisoning and you need to clean it all.
FluffyFaeCat
@Naturalcyber
Sun, Jul 26, 2020 4:51 PM
I'm not sure I'm willing to give myself food poisoning by eating them though.
Homicidal A.I
@themadmaiden
Sun, Jul 26, 2020 4:51 PM
can you pretend you threw up?
FluffyFaeCat
@Naturalcyber
Sun, Jul 26, 2020 4:52 PM
Actual throwing up would be a visible enough symptom that they wouldn't try to make me go to church if I was clutching the toilet like a lifeline
FluffyFaeCat
@Naturalcyber
Sun, Jul 26, 2020 4:53 PM
Just, how to do it without making myself too sick to travel?
Mrs Sheepie
@Maniette
Sun, Jul 26, 2020 4:53 PM
keep a drink bottle on hand for splashing sounds, lock the door and just make really gross sounds
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@birdwrongs
Sun, Jul 26, 2020 4:55 PM
wikihow suggests just eating 3-4 garlic cloves for illness-faking
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@birdwrongs
Sun, Jul 26, 2020 4:55 PM
How to Fake Symptoms of Being Sick
Lofwyr
@narwa
Sun, Jul 26, 2020 4:55 PM
How to Fake Vomit: 12 Steps (with Pictures) - wikiHo...
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@birdwrongs
Sun, Jul 26, 2020 4:56 PM
they suggest starting to ramp up "symptoms" a day or two in advance to make it more believable
FluffyFaeCat
@Naturalcyber
Sun, Jul 26, 2020 5:07 PM
I'm reading those.
FluffyFaeCat
@Naturalcyber
Sun, Jul 26, 2020 5:08 PM
I wonder if hydrogen peroxide would work? I know it's safe to give to dogs if they've eaten something they shouldn't
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@birdwrongs
Sun, Jul 26, 2020 5:11 PM
it seems like it can also induce vomiting in humans but also it's not strictly speaking safe and you have to be very careful with the amount in the solution
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@birdwrongs
Sun, Jul 26, 2020 5:14 PM
apparently drinking salt water can induce vomiting and here you don't have the issue with it causing problems for poisoning
FluffyFaeCat
@Naturalcyber
Sun, Jul 26, 2020 5:20 PM
I could try that. Salt water would be easy to disguise
Bixmas Cheer
@corbix
Sun, Jul 26, 2020 6:06 PM
Cramps from hell if it's close to that time?
Bixmas Cheer
@corbix
Sun, Jul 26, 2020 6:09 PM
Not ideal, I know especially with everything going on. but worst case
Flash Bastard
@setecastronomy
Sun, Jul 26, 2020 6:09 PM
He's free of that particular excuse, alas.
Flash Bastard
@setecastronomy
Sun, Jul 26, 2020 6:10 PM
(Not 'alas' overall, but in this particular case.)
FluffyFaeCat
@Naturalcyber
Sun, Jul 26, 2020 7:30 PM
Yeah that wouldn't work
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